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    Default Re: Wife or New Gun

    Quote Originally Posted by Orlov556 View Post
    New gun.

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    That!

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    You know the old saying. Happy life, NO wife!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MARINE DIVISION TWO View Post
    It was a test !If you did the dinner i bet she would have said now go get TWO Guns ! I think you missed a golden opportuntity !
    Bachelor or are you getting senile???????????
    Courage is being scared to death--but saddling up any way. John Wayne

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    Default Re: Wife or New Gun

    Just buy the gun, then take her shoe shopping. 99.9% of such situations end peacefully this way.
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    Don't end up in my signature!

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    "Sounds good! We'll have dinner on the way to the gun shop. They're open until 9."

    Noah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger Tuff View Post
    So my wife says I could have a nice Steak dinner with her or a new gun I've been wanting far awhile. I told her that was a simple choice, lets go get the gun. Now sees mad as hell. What? I must of said something wrong.
    Expensive steak, or cheap gun?

    I guess dinner for two at Ruth's Chris Steak House is getting up into handgun cost territory...but still seems like that would fall a bit short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danhr View Post
    Amateur mistake.

    "Yes dear" does not cover the trick questions they ask you, that you are supposed to say no to

    "Whatever makes you happy" covers both, as well as the non-yes/no questions. Example:

    Wife: "should I wear the black dress or the blue dress?"
    Husband "whatever makes you happy"

    Obviously yes dear would not work here.

    Stick around me kid, I will teach you a thing or two.
    What do you say when they ask "Does this dress make me look fat?" Is NO good enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger Tuff View Post
    So my wife says I could have a nice Steak dinner with her or a new gun I've been wanting far awhile. I told her that was a simple choice, lets go get the gun. Now sees mad as hell. What? I must of said something wrong.
    Bad title for your thread. From the title, the choice was obvious. New gun. The other you can always rent cheaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delkal View Post
    What do you say when they ask "Does this dress make me look fat?" Is NO good enough?
    No, baby. It's yo hips...

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    Quote Originally Posted by danhr View Post
    Repeat after me:
    "Whatever makes you happy honey."
    Bad idea! That answer can be expensive AND get you sucked into doing stupid shit with your wife (shopping, etc)

    Better answer "Whatever."

    Can we go to dinner tonight?
    Whatever.

    Lets go see that new chick flick, dear.
    Whatever.

    Which outfit should I wear?
    Whatever.


    See how much more effective that answer is? And, she's more likely to leave you alone as a result.

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