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    Default Wife or New Gun

    So my wife says I could have a nice Steak dinner with her or a new gun I've been wanting far awhile. I told her that was a simple choice, lets go get the gun. Now sees mad as hell. What? I must of said something wrong.

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    Should have offered to buy her a gun, too. Very inconsiderate of you.
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    Seems like a strange either/or choice...unless the gun was a hi-point.

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    Try scratching your back with your steak knife, see if that calms her down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by littlefitz View Post
    Seems like a strange either/or choice...unless the gun was a hi-point.
    Or one hell of a steak.

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    My fiance is too smart to ask me that question.
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    Young kids...Sheesh! You shoud've lied and get both. PS: Hide the gun.

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    I would have begged for both, even though I'd be lying about that steak dinner.
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    Buy a BBQ grill and cook her a steak every week. In a month or two you will have saved enough money to buy a firearm.

    But, If that's not the real issue and she just wants to take control leave her. The sooner the better because it is inevitable..............

    The comment on just buying a new one and sneeking it in to the gun safe works too. I didn't have to do that but a friend of mine did. To his wife they were all bad and all looked the same (they are divorced now).
    Last edited by Delkal; August 10th, 2017 at 08:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delkal View Post
    Buy a BBQ grill and cook her a steak every week. In a month or two you will have saved enough money to buy a firearm.

    But, If that's not the real issue and she just wants to take control leave her. The sooner the better because it is inevitable..............

    The comment on just buying a new one and sneeking it in to the gun safe works too. I didn't have to do that but a friend of mine did. To his wife they were all bad and all looked the same (they are divorced now).
    That's ridiculous, only the black ones all look the same, he's better off without 'er.
    Gender confusion is a mental illness

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