Hey Poachers - Leve me better Stuff

**streaker69** · March 23rd, 2017, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Gripsafety

Not if they're killing your chickens.

I have a rock that keeps tigers away, want to buy it?

**donotknowme** · March 23rd, 2017, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by streaker69

I have a rock that keeps tigers away, want to buy it?

I'd like to buy your rock Lisa.

**Gripsafety** · March 23rd, 2017, 02:42 PM

From prior problems in the exact same place, a Walmart receipt in the blind's carrying bag and an arrow that I found, I'm pretty sure I know who the poacher is. I'm going to keep his stuff, and have sent a message to him through a van driver he's used. We've run him off before, so now there is no excuse at all and it will be escalated to the law.

**Gripsafety** · March 23rd, 2017, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by streaker69

I have a rock that keeps tigers away, want to buy it?

No, I have a goose that is so f*****g mean no non-rabid mammal will get close.

**gghbi** · March 23rd, 2017, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by Gripsafety

No, I have a goose that is so f*****g mean no non-rabid mammal will get close.

When it comes to security, it is hard to beat a goose or two. They announce when you enter their protected area and if you keep coming they will chase you away. They can be quite intimidating. When I lived in SoLanCo, my neighbor down the road had a pair that wandered their farmette and they were very effective.

**donotknowme** · March 23rd, 2017, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Gripsafety

No, I have a goose that is so f*****g mean no non-rabid mammal will get close.

How can a goose be mean? They attack with their wings and face. Three things they need. It's like if I attacked with my testicles and face.

**P89** · March 23rd, 2017, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by Nate7667

Exactly
Get your friends Billy, Hawkins, and Poncho to help you with some big logs and some rope.....and then wait

Originally Posted by streaker69

Remove blind, dig tiger pit, replace blind, install game cam, wait...

I was thinking PGC ambush...see if you can get SWAT or local PD involved as a training exercise. You know...bolster relations.

Originally Posted by Gripsafety

From prior problems in the exact same place, a Walmart receipt in the blind's carrying bag and an arrow that I found, I'm pretty sure I know who the poacher is. I'm going to keep his stuff, and have sent a message to him through a van driver he's used. We've run him off before, so now there is no excuse at all and it will be escalated to the law.

That's one dumb poacher.
Sick the goose on him.

I wish I had a tactical goose.