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February 20th, 2007, 03:36 AM #1
Arrested for impersonating an officer?
DISCLAIMER
This is only a joke, I have they utmost respect for LEO's and the job they do. Besides, my father is a former LEO and he told me this joke. So it's OK.
So, I was arrested for impersonating an officer....................
Yeah, I fell asleep at the Dunkin Donuts.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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February 20th, 2007, 09:05 AM #2
Re: Arrested for impersonating an officer?
I for one do not find it funny. We should always respect the donut
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February 20th, 2007, 11:24 AM #3Banned
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Re: Arrested for impersonating an officer?
If you want to impersonate a cop from Clarion, all you have to do is sit at 7-11 all night.
Pittsburgh is another story. All you have to do is not wear all your gear, and be clinically obese.
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February 20th, 2007, 12:30 PM #4
Re: Arrested for impersonating an officer?
The obesity thing is just in case an officer must respond to a call which would prevent him from visiting the donut shop during his shift, such as a prolonged hostage situation or physically draining tasks like controlling traffic lights.
The extra fat is used as energy when the donuts are not readily available.
It's nature's way of ensuring survival... I saw it on the Discovery channel.
Note: If you are offended by the above, you probably need to lose a few pounds. If you are a large, muscular, officer of the law and are offended by this, please, just don't leave any permanent scars on my face when you find me!
I called to check my ZIP CODE!....DY-NO-MITE!!!
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February 20th, 2007, 12:35 PM #5
Re: Arrested for impersonating an officer?
Actually I heard that many officers where ordered to go on a diet. Dunkin Dounuts said that car service was too expensive and the only way the officers could get doughnuts was at the counter.. For this they need to lose weight to get in the door!!!
On an other note, many conveniance stores now carry the "krispy Kreme" brand so that they can also have police protection at night...Skeet is a sport where you are better to hit half of each bird then completely blast one and miss the other completely.
The choice is yours, place your faith in the court system and 12 of your peers, or carried away by 6 friends.
Nemo Me Impune Lacessit. 'Nobody provokes me with impunity'
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February 21st, 2007, 11:49 AM #6Super Member
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Re: Arrested for impersonating an officer?
Around here there was a late night break in at the local police station and the only thing they stole was the toilet........
The police have nothing to go on.
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February 21st, 2007, 12:26 PM #7
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February 21st, 2007, 04:06 PM #8
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February 21st, 2007, 04:57 PM #9Senior Member
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Re: Arrested for impersonating an officer?
Around here, the BEST way to find a cop is just to go to Eat 'n Park. You'll find more cop cars in their parking lot than you'll EVER find on the street! (Or in the PD parking lot, for that matter!)
Guns are like shoes...a woman should have one in every caliber.
I'm armed and menopausal...Excuse me, did you have something to say?
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February 22nd, 2007, 11:40 AM #10
Re: Arrested for impersonating an officer?
you know, when you fight this in court, take your lesson from the illegal Aliens, change the terminology. Gee no your honor I wasn't impersonating, I'm just an Undocumented Law Enforcement Agent.
Appologies to the real hard working LEOs out there, but I just HAD to say it, I couldn't resist any longer.Last edited by theshadow; February 22nd, 2007 at 11:47 AM.
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