Arrested for impersonating an officer?

**rady8um** · February 20th, 2007, 03:36 AM

DISCLAIMER
This is only a joke, I have they utmost respect for LEO's and the job they do. Besides, my father is a former LEO and he told me this joke. So it's OK.

So, I was arrested for impersonating an officer....................
Yeah, I fell asleep at the Dunkin Donuts.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

**phillyd2** · February 20th, 2007, 09:05 AM

I for one do not find it funny. We should always respect the donut

**JustinM** · February 20th, 2007, 11:24 AM

If you want to impersonate a cop from Clarion, all you have to do is sit at 7-11 all night.

Pittsburgh is another story. All you have to do is not wear all your gear, and be clinically obese.

**Emptymag** · February 20th, 2007, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by jmateer

If you want to impersonate a cop from Clarion, all you have to do is sit at 7-11 all night.

Pittsburgh is another story. All you have to do is not wear all your gear, and be clinically obese.

The obesity thing is just in case an officer must respond to a call which would prevent him from visiting the donut shop during his shift, such as a prolonged hostage situation or physically draining tasks like controlling traffic lights.

The extra fat is used as energy when the donuts are not readily available.
It's nature's way of ensuring survival... I saw it on the Discovery channel.

Note: If you are offended by the above, you probably need to lose a few pounds. If you are a large, muscular, officer of the law and are offended by this, please, just don't leave any permanent scars on my face when you find me!

**Frenchy** · February 20th, 2007, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Emptymag

The obesity thing is just in case an officer must respond to a call which would prevent him from visiting the donut shop during his shift, such as a prolonged hostage situation or physically draining tasks like controlling traffic lights.

The extra fat is used as energy when the donuts are not readily available.
It's nature's way of ensuring survival... I saw it on the Discovery channel.

Note: If you are offended by the above, you probably need to lose a few pounds. If you are a large, muscular, officer of the law and are offended by this, please, just don't leave any permanent scars on my face when you find me!

Actually I heard that many officers where ordered to go on a diet. Dunkin Dounuts said that car service was too expensive and the only way the officers could get doughnuts was at the counter.. For this they need to lose weight to get in the door!!!

On an other note, many conveniance stores now carry the "krispy Kreme" brand so that they can also have police protection at night...

**JohnUSCG** · February 21st, 2007, 11:49 AM

Around here there was a late night break in at the local police station and the only thing they stole was the toilet........

The police have nothing to go on.

**Emptymag** · February 21st, 2007, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by JohnUSCG

Around here there was a late night break in at the local police station and the only thing they stole was the toilet........

The police have nothing to go on.

Ba-dum bum!

**GRoPA** · February 21st, 2007, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by Emptymag

Note: If you are offended by the above, you probably need to lose a few pounds. If you are a large, muscular, officer of the law and are offended by this, please, just don't leave any permanent scars on my face when you find me!

Too Funny!

**IceFire** · February 21st, 2007, 04:57 PM

Around here, the BEST way to find a cop is just to go to Eat 'n Park. You'll find more cop cars in their parking lot than you'll EVER find on the street! (Or in the PD parking lot, for that matter!)

**theshadow** · February 22nd, 2007, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by rady8um

DISCLAIMER
This is only a joke, I have they utmost respect for LEO's and the job they do. Besides, my father is a former LEO and he told me this joke. So it's OK.

So, I was arrested for impersonating an officer....................
Yeah, I fell asleep at the Dunkin Donuts.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

you know, when you fight this in court, take your lesson from the illegal Aliens, change the terminology. Gee no your honor I wasn't impersonating, I'm just an Undocumented Law Enforcement Agent.

Appologies to the real hard working LEOs out there, but I just HAD to say it, I couldn't resist any longer.