The Irish Sex Fairy (Hey I am NOT taking ANY chances!)

[shefearsnothing]

Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn’t change a word! I’m not messing with the Irish Sex Fairy!



1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.



2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, or jogging 20 blocks and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM..

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9.. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The 'Irish Sex Fairy' will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

Hey guys, I'm thinking if nothing else send it to your wives! Maybe they remember number 9 the next time they have a headache...and if they don't I bet all of you will!

[Zef_66]

Fantastic! I know I won't be taking any chances either.

[Karl/PA]

Some things you just don't take any chances with.

[RocketFoot]

I dunno...wait until your married for 15 years or more! A woman that likes to cook, clean and take care of the kids is more important than one thats good in bed! (Plus, a woman that lets her man buy all the guns he wants is a definite keeper! LOL)

[dc dalton]

I dunno...wait until your married for 15 years or more! A woman that likes to cook, clean and take care of the kids is more important than one thats good in bed! (Plus, a woman that lets her man buy all the guns he wants is a definite keeper! LOL)

Ah yes BUT every so often you find that one SPECIAL one that can cook, clean, take care of the kids, lets you buy guns, is your best friend, can carry on intelligent conversations with you and is also a great partner in the bedroom ..... and even after 24 years together it keeps getting better every day ... like I said EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE .....


I got REAL lucky one time .... 24 years ago!

[adymond]

I dunno...wait until your married for 15 years or more! A woman that likes to cook, clean and take care of the kids is more important than one thats good in bed! (Plus, a woman that lets her man buy all the guns he wants is a definite keeper! LOL)

Sounds like you try to rationalize the lack of ugly bumping like I do.

[Zef_66]

I dunno...wait until your married for 15 years or more! A woman that likes to cook, clean and take care of the kids is more important than one thats good in bed! (Plus, a woman that lets her man buy all the guns he wants is a definite keeper! LOL)

Well, I have 3 of those five. My wife is a kindergarten teacher, and lets me buy whatever I want as far as guns. But I do a lot of the cooking. And our house isn't spotless. But she is good in bed!

Oh well, I think I got the better of the five. I like cooking and could care less about some dust bunnies.

[dc dalton]

Well, I have 3 of those five. My wife is a kindergarten teacher, and lets me buy whatever I want as far as guns. But I do a lot of the cooking. And our house isn't spotless. But she is good in bed!

Oh well, I think I got the better of the five. I like cooking and could care less about some dust bunnies.

Hey there's nothing wrong with helping out and any man that refuses IMO really isn't much of a man. I help the wife clean the house once a week, I do most of the shopping and every once in a blue moon I cook (I do enjoy it but don't have that many things I can cook ... although you MUST try my Mexican Chicken or Chili sometime) ... besides that the wife is an AMAZING cook.

Personally I think a lot of marriages end badly for one simple reason, both partners forget it is a partnership ... and NOT a 50/50 one, its a 100%/100% one. The sooner newly married couples figure that out the sooner they will find a truly rewarding relationship. Honest to god it really does work ...

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I am not too big of a "guy" to admit it has worked in my marriage and I can honestly say I am more in love with her than any other time and the sex just keeps getting better.

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That's the REAL trick of a great marriage, well that and good honest communication ...... period!

[str8shooter]

ummmm, does there actually have to be a partner involved to get all these great benefits?



just asking...

[dc dalton]

ummmm, does there actually have to be a partner involved to get all these great benefits?



just asking...

HMM, good question ..... I doubt it but it sure makes life easier!