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August 13th, 2008, 09:58 PM #1
No respect.
How many of you guys like Rodney Dangerfeild?
That guy cracks me up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwZAIO7q9v8
Hey, I know i'm ugly. I stuck my head out a window one time and got arrested for mooning.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest
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August 14th, 2008, 08:23 AM #2Grand Member
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Re: No respect.
Dangerfield was always a good laugh.
Predictable, but funny.
An absolute endless supply of one-liners.FUCK BIDEN
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November 28th, 2008, 11:17 PM #3
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"I grew up in a terrible neighborhood. In my neighborhood the best selling book was how to attack in a self-service elevator."
"Just once I want someone to pass me on the highway without pointing to one of my tires."
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November 28th, 2008, 11:35 PM #4Grand Member
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November 29th, 2008, 12:22 AM #5
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I got a good lawyer, though... Nicky Pumpanese... he once got a rape charge reduced to tailgating.
But I gotta tell ya, my wife, she's the worst cook... the flies chipped in and paid a spider to fix the hole in the screen door.
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November 29th, 2008, 12:31 AM #6
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He was one of the great ones. He never failed to make me laugh.
Ever see Back to School? How about him in Caddy Shack?
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November 29th, 2008, 02:56 AM #7
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Easy Money has to top the list. When DH goes on his "Boys Weekend Away" trips, there are about 15 copies.
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November 29th, 2008, 01:48 PM #8
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Doc,I feel that everybody hates me !! That's ridiculous,not everybody knows you !! Yeah,He's a classic,funny funny man !!
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November 29th, 2008, 04:48 PM #9
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November 29th, 2008, 10:26 PM #10Active Member
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Easy money, for years I would'nt kiss my mother-in-on the face, now I'm kissing her ass!! I don't care who you are --thats funny--
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