Having an affair with an Italian woman

[larrymeyer]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
>>
>> One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
>> his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she
>> would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
>> raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
>> turned
>> 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
>>
>> To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
>> write
>> 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
>> payments to begin.
>>
>> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
>> 'Honey,'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh,
>> just
>> give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said . The wife obeyed and
>> watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
>>
>>
>>
>> On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
>> Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without.'
>>
>> Send extra sauce.
>>

[mikepro8]

TOO FUNNY!!! LOL!!!!!

[Evolution]

This was hysterical... I was laughing my ass off!