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August 1st, 2008, 10:11 PM #1
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HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Rom ance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
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August 1st, 2008, 10:46 PM #2
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
nah..Bring Beer....LOL
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August 1st, 2008, 10:48 PM #3
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
Originally Posted by markheck1
Wings AND beer!!!!!!!!!!!!
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August 1st, 2008, 10:52 PM #4
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
DOH! what was I thinking?!?!
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August 1st, 2008, 11:39 PM #5
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
A woman who thinkgs the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, is simply aiming too high.
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August 2nd, 2008, 12:27 AM #6
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
Originally Posted by LorDiego01
A woman who thinkgs the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, is simply aiming too high.
HAHAHAHA....And don't think you're off the hook, voters, you're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. -- Stephen Colbert
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August 2nd, 2008, 12:48 AM #7
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
This is so true!
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August 2nd, 2008, 12:53 AM #8
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
Anyone figure out how the gorilla stays happy yet? roflol
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August 2nd, 2008, 01:31 AM #9
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
You share insomnia as an affliction? ( How late is it?)Anyone figure out how the gorilla stays happy yet?
You can never have enough horsepower or ammunition.
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August 2nd, 2008, 11:52 AM #10
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
My dad always told me that you should treat women like postage stamps;
"Lick 'em, stick 'em, then send them on their way."
I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
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