the brothers and sisters that serve HAVE to be like brothers and sisters...

[Seventy4Blazer]

so, we HAVE to be able to rib jab like family...


hehe....

[craigc]

lmmfao damn Marines

[Huntingdonhavoc]

Haha I wonder if he saw the camera or was pondering your leftovers?

[craigc]

you guys still lookin for a FEW GOOD MEN.....huh? lol

[larrymeyer]

so, we HAVE to be able to rib jab like family...


hehe....

How the hell does he pass weight and tape. Or the yearly physicals

[craigc]

He's a LEG,lol

[Tsgtbob]

Hell, how did he fit in the C-130?
Oh, yeah, right, we got money from the Army for the C-17, that's right

[craigc]

We'd have to rig him for heavey drop

[craigc]

Gentlemen, THAT is a FOBBITT, a true war fighting machine.
What you see on the outside is a protective layer of clothing to prevent excessive prespiration from physical exertion collecting on the skin.
Underneath is yet another protective layer, it protects the FOBBITT from extreme cold as does the blubber on a walrus.
Around his waist you will notice a bright yellow reflective belt, this reflective belt is necessary so no one accidently hits this highly trained warfighting machine while running at top speed on the road. When the FOBBITT begins to walk backwards, the belt emits a warning sound similar to a UPS truck in reverse to prevent someone from being injured should this specimen accidently get too close.
Notice he is carrying something in his hand, it is vital that this advanced warfighting machine keep up his nutrition to take the fight to the enemy in all types of terrain and weather. The red item on the tray is most likely Strawberry Shortcake with ice cream on the side, it is necessary to keep this fine specimen of a U.S.Army Soldier cool in the hot climate.
Slung across his multiple protective layers is a weapon, most likely an M-16 A2 as most FOBBITS are equipped with this weapon system to ensure that they have a way to equip the enemy when their convoy gets captured, most likely this weapon has been cleaned within the last 6 months.
In the foreground you will see a United States Marine Corps Captain, notice how scrawny he looks when compared to the FOBBITT. This inpromptu side by side comparison of a U.S.Army Soldier and a USMC Captain shows that the Army is much better equipped to sustain combat operations for a longer period of time and keep our troops weight up in a hot desert environment where constant missions, stress and combat are a daily occurrance.
Support Our Troops, just don't hurt you back doing so!!!!!

[larrymeyer]

He's a LEG,lol

Those three letters say it all How many chutes would he take ????