BUMP in the night stories...

**Gunowner99** · December 1st, 2016, 09:01 PM

Just last month. Sitting in my family room and got an alert my garage door opened. Also realized my basement door was unlocked which leads to the garage. First time I ever had to do it but went down gun in hand and cleared it. No one however changed the code, locked the door and never again!

**d4xycrq** · December 2nd, 2016, 09:45 AM

I once-upon-a-time heard a 155mm Howitzer go off outside my walkout basement. Could feel it and hear it.

Bloody-hell! What was that?

About a cord of firewood, I had stacked neatly, all fell over at once. I'm better, now, at stacking firewood.

**Statkowski** · December 2nd, 2016, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by d4xycrq

I once-upon-a-time heard a 155mm Howitzer go off outside my walkout basement. Could feel it and hear it.

Spent a night at Camp Granite (Qui Nhon, South Vietnam). An M-42 Duster was parked outside the barracks. Middle of the night, the twin 40mm guns on it started blasting away. Most definitely woke me up.

**Mitch10mm** · December 2nd, 2016, 01:19 PM

Newly married, pregnant wife. Small apartment of three rooms. Living room then kitchen then our bedroom. I hear noises coming from the living room. Wife is sleeping. I get up and grab the 1911 and check things out. It's just the neighbors being loud getting home and the sound coming through.
I go back to the bedroom, bathed in moonlight. I picture the scene from my wife's perspective if she were to wake up: me standing next to the bed, gun in hand watching her sleep. I burst out laughing which wakes her up. She loved to tell that story

**Sandcut** · December 2nd, 2016, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Mitch10mm

Newly married, pregnant wife. Small apartment of three rooms. Living room then kitchen then our bedroom. I hear noises coming from the living room. Wife is sleeping. I get up and grab the 1911 and check things out. It's just the neighbors being loud getting home and the sound coming through.
I go back to the bedroom, bathed in moonlight. I picture the scene from my wife's perspective if she were to wake up: me standing next to the bed, gun in hand watching her sleep. I burst out laughing which wakes her up. She loved to tell that story

If she's anything like my wife, you needn't have worried. I could hop on the bed while playing a tuba and my wife MIGHT wake up.

**streaker69** · December 2nd, 2016, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by Sandcut

If she's anything like my wife, you needn't have worried. I could hop on the bed while playing a tuba and my wife MIGHT wake up.

I think we gotta have video of that. Please wear your pegleg pants though.

**4070BN** · December 2nd, 2016, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Sandcut

If she's anything like my wife, you needn't have worried. I could hop on the bed while playing a tuba and my wife MIGHT wake up.

That would look something like this.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvQ80X9tfRs

**EB85** · December 2nd, 2016, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by streaker69

I think we gotta have video of that. Please wear your pegleg pants though.

Putting pants on in the dark can sometimes prove difficult.

**thanker92** · December 3rd, 2016, 01:15 AM

Don't know if this counts but I once had a dream that I ate a huge marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Don't laugh....for 2 weeks every time that I'd fart a handful of feathers would come out.