LOSING WEIGHT - CALORIE OBJECTIVES FOR MALES

[larrymeyer]

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent
12 Calories
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Without her consent
2,187 Calories
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OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands
8 Calories
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With one hand
12 Calories
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With your teeth
485 Calories
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PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection
6 Calories
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Without an erection
3,315 Calories
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POSITIONS:

Missionary
12 Calories
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69 lying down
78 Calories
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69 standing up
812 Calories
__________________________________________________ _______________Wheelbarrow
216 Calories
__________________________________________________ _______________Doggy Style
326 Calories
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Italian chandelier
2,912 Calories
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ORGASMS:

Real
112 Calories
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Fake
1,315 Calories
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POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging
18 Calories
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Getting up immediately
36 Calories
__________________________________________________ _______________Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories
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GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:
20-29 years
36 Calories
__________________________________________________ _______________30-39 years
80 Calories
__________________________________________________ _______________40-49 years
124 Calories
__________________________________________________ _______________50-59 years
1,972 Calories
__________________________________________________ _______________60-69 years
7,916 Calories
__________________________________________________ _______________70 and over
Results are still pending
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DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly..
32 Calories
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In a hurry
98 Calories
__________________________________________________ _______________With her father knocking at the door
5,218 Calories
__________________________________________________ _______________With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 Calories
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Results may vary!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this,
69 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!!

[shefearsnothing]

Another good read. Doesn't say anything about sex in a swing though...you know, those fun things you hang from the ceiling...

[Siobhra]

Right now, as you read this,
69 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!!

Now really, what do you think most men are doing when on the computer?

[Pector55]

Another good read. Doesn't say anything about sex in a swing though...you know, those fun things you hang from the ceiling...

A female from Lebanon who enjoys sex in a swing. I'm scared that I may know you. Are you a blonde and do you drive a Monte?

[shefearsnothing]

I am a blonde but I drive something else.

[TaePo]

Now really, what do you think most men are doing when on the computer?

Uh, wiping off the keyboard?

[Pector55]

I am a blonde but I drive something else.

Whew! Good thing.

[SFMarine]

Always a good read!

[P89]

Trampoline...

I've said too much.

[shefearsnothing]

P89, I'll see you a tramp and raise you a trapeze!