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June 29th, 2008, 07:34 AM #1
so the Girlfriend and I
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that about?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jeweler department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a w hile. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,” Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
btw . . . . from a e-mailLast edited by tdyoung58; July 4th, 2008 at 09:00 AM.
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June 29th, 2008, 09:02 AM #2
Re: so the Girlfriend and I
So......If your still not having sex? whose smarter? Good story though, let me know how works out for you.
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June 29th, 2008, 09:59 AM #4
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Brilliant - Rep Sent!
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June 29th, 2008, 10:04 AM #5
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That story never gets old! Oldie but a goodie!
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June 29th, 2008, 10:09 AM #6
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Oh, tdyoung58...you're such a tease
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June 29th, 2008, 10:28 AM #7
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June 29th, 2008, 10:31 AM #8
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June 29th, 2008, 11:28 AM #9
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June 29th, 2008, 12:48 PM #10
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Well played. I'd give you rep but need to spread it around first. Good luck.
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