When getting pulled over

**ungawa** · August 25th, 2014, 03:26 PM

A head sail. What a surprise.

Is there a nautical term that doesn't mean tonight is gay night?

**Bill67** · August 25th, 2014, 03:30 PM

Poop deck, oh wait, maybe that one too.

Never mind, I read back on or two pages.

**hog45** · August 25th, 2014, 03:34 PM

As the person who's jib-cut has excited so much admiration and discussion, ( http://forum.pafoa.org/concealed-car...ml#post2812897 ) let me say I am humbled by all your interest, but actually my Jib is all natural and looks that way on its own. Never been cut at all. I know, I know its hard to believe, right?

Trust me I get this all the time and I'm as impressed with it as you are.

**elweasel** · September 18th, 2014, 03:38 PM

I had such a fun fun morning. First some accident on I95 tied up traffic south bound and I was 45 minutes late. And the tenant had left.

Then while driving in circles looking for parking (sideways parking

) I hear a whoot whoot, look back I see a PPD patrol car. I quickly think,"Now what I wasn't speeding and signaled to turn" then "OK I have all my papers and my PPK is sitting in the center console." I am fine on those aspect but I don't want to be delayed while they check if it is stolen or what not. I place the car in park and cover the PPK in the same motion. I place my hands at 10 and 2 and wait with a warm smile. Officer Knox tells me my passenger side brake light is out and could he see my License. I hand over my license and notice while I am talking to Officer Knox that his partner had quietly come up the passenger side and had taken a good look in the SUV, luckily since I was working it was full of work stuff and never noticed the covered PPK. I guess he ran the license and gave it back to me in about 3 minutes. He told me to get the light fixed and have a nice day. I returned the Nice day and quickly parked my car. Luckily Ace Hardware had the 1157 bulb and 3 screws later I had the bulb replaced. At least I didn't have to remove the tire to replace the bulb.

His patrol car must have had white wall tires.

**donotknowme** · September 19th, 2014, 12:15 AM

White wall tires let me check . . . Yep racist.

**Frenchy** · September 19th, 2014, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by donotknowme

White wall tires let me check . . . Yep racist.

No racist is when you have Black tires™ late at night when its dark or 2 hours after..

**alpacaheat** · October 27th, 2014, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Frenchy

I am about to own 2 keyboards here... I hope they still use keyboards and not laptops!

Wakefield, in your family tree, was there anyone who tried chicken farming?

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