How do you answer your front door?

[streaker69]

I'll answer for my paranoid neighbor who is not a member of this forum.

She "answers her door" by opening the window on the second floor, leaning out, and talking to the person on her doorstep below. Seriously.
She does not open her door unless she sees someone she personally knows.

I would do that, but my wife doesn't like keeping a cauldron of melted lead in the bedroom near the window.

[arjohnson]

I'll answer for my paranoid neighbor who is not a member of this forum.

She "answers her door" by opening the window on the second floor, leaning out, and talking to the person on her doorstep below. Seriously.
She does not open her door unless she sees someone she personally knows.

That's good but I have a ranch home so that won't work for me, but I do like the second floor thing.

[raxar]

That's good but I have a ranch home so that won't work for me, but I do like the second floor thing.

Just go up on the roof, same difference.

[topsykretts]

Naked, with my Johnson tucked between my legs, wearing a trench coat holding a life size cardboard Freddie Mercury.

[DennisH82]

I don't answer my front door, if I haven't asked you to come to my front door you ain't getting in. Hell I am afraid to enter through my front door my wife practices groin shooting and my son keeps hinting that he can't wait to inherit my collection.

[arjohnson]

Just go up on the roof, same difference.

How do I get there.

[raxar]

How do I get there.

Just keep a ladder next to the house, when somebody knocks on the door go outside, climb up, then ask what they want.

[arjohnson]

Just keep a ladder next to the house, when somebody knocks on the door go outside, climb up, then ask what they want.

Excellent, I'll put it right outside the front door, so this way I can walk past the person knocking, climb the ladder and yell "WHO"S THERE".

[DennisH82]

Naked, with my Johnson tucked between my legs, wearing a trench coat holding a life size cardboard Freddie Mercury.

Ah Topsy Classy as always, can you say "it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"

[raxar]

Excellent, I'll put it right outside the front door, so this way I can walk past the person knocking, climb the ladder and yell "WHO"S THERE".

Now you're getting it, NOBODY would rob you.