Let's go to Missouri to buy a car!

[PennsyPlinker]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.p...w&pageId=64942

WEAPONS OF CHOICE
Forget free gasoline! Car buyers want free guns
Dealer aims to please by providing $250 coupon for firearms
Posted: May 21, 2008
7:00 pm Eastern

By Andy Barnett
© 2008 WorldNetDaily

BUTLER, Mo. – A Missouri car dealership is triggering interest by offering customers free guns or gasoline with any purchase, and despite the skyrocketing price of fuel, patrons are going for the guns.

"We are aware of the gasoline and crime problem in America," states an ad on the website of Max Motors. It goes on to note it "wants to be part of the solution and not part of the problem."



"What we're doing is giving everyone who buys a new or used vehicle a free handgun," said Mark Muller, the dealership's owner. "We have guns to display, but we can't actually give them a gun, so what we do is give them a coupon for a local gun dealer here in town so they can pick out any gun they want. We recommend a semi-automatic."

The certificate is good for either $250 at Alton Arms or for $250 worth of gas. Muller told WND no one has chosen the gas so far.

The promotion, which goes through the end of this month, has caused a stir among anti-gun-rights activists who turned up at the dealership to protest.

"Six people came by – a bunch of long hairs who think the '60s are still going on, and who obviously don't have jobs," Muller said. "We all went out there with our cowboy hats on and told them we'd stomp 'em, and they left."

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John Alton, owner of Alton Arms, doesn't see any problem with the campaign.

"I'm a federal firearms dealer and we're registered with the federal government. Any gun I sell requires the customer to fill out the standard forms, and I do a background check on them," he said.

Local law enforcement took calls from the media after the promotion was announced, but found nothing wrong with what the dealership is doing.

"They're not doing anything illegal," said Lt. Randy Beshore of the Butler Police Department. "I think the misconception is that people thought they got the handgun right there at the dealership."

Even so, the dealership has received threatening phone calls.

"Someone who said they were with the ATF called and said 'You need to shut down this promotion right now or we're shutting you down.' I told them to bring their attorneys, I don't know if [the call] was real or fake," Muller said.

"I don't see what the problem is, we have a right to bear arms. It's in the Constitution and the reason we have [Amendment] No. 2 is to protect No. 1."

When asked if Sen. Barack Obama's recent comments about people clinging to guns and religion inspired the promotion, Muller said yes.

"My next promotion is to give away a free King James Bible to any Muslim that converts to Christianity," he said.

[MTechnik]

I guess if the poop hits the fan a gun can secure your access to gas... gas can't secure access to guns tho...

[knighthawk06699]

That is so awesome!!!! Well I am off to Missouri!!! lol

[Dredly]

Sounds like a great promo to me, I'd buy from him :P

[pex]

This is so important that the BBC is reporting it and includes it in the firefox "Latest Headlines" RSS collection:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7416120.stm

Also listed as top-emailed and top-read....

[625]

That Muller guy is not PC at all! I think I'd get along well with him.

He seems to be getting a great return on his "investment". Great promotion. Look at all the advertising he's getting.

[soup]

That is awesome!

[Shawn.L]

holy shit its real !

http://www.max71.com/

[38SnubFan]

I can say this much (as a smoker):

It's a lot cheaper to pay less than $2/pack than over $4/pack here.

(I know it's cheaper to quit altogether, but we're not going there.)

Prices on everything else seem to be better in the mid-west than here, with possible exception of gas (due to shipping costs).

Good deal on car? Free gun? I'M THERE!

-38SnubFan

[Damage control]

Another win for the good guys!!!

I love this part!

"Six people came by – a bunch of long hairs who think the '60s are still going on, and who obviously don't have jobs," Muller said. "We all went out there with our cowboy hats on and told them we'd stomp 'em, and they left."



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