Crazy Goose Attacks [video]

**Damage control** · May 7th, 2008, 08:05 PM

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I don't think this goose likes dogs to much

DC

**mikepro8** · May 7th, 2008, 08:16 PM

All I gotta say is... ka POW. Hey, honey? Do you know how to make goose? No? Cause I am bringing home a goose for dinner...

**MTechnik** · May 7th, 2008, 08:55 PM

damn protected migratory geese. the things are a nuisance. I used to live on a lake and all they do is tear up your lawn, crap all over it (and I mean EVERYWHERE), make noise and try to steal any food they can.

Giant rats.

That are federally protected by some serious laws.

*grumble*

**625** · May 8th, 2008, 12:51 PM

Easy solution.

Grab goose by neck. (seemed easy enough from the vid)
Wring neck
Take home and clean
Cook and enjoy
Problem solved

I think the vid would be enough for evidence if you were caught with a dead goose. Multiple attempts were made to "shoo" the goose away.

**CHAUKA** · May 8th, 2008, 09:28 PM

I had a very similar experience with a Canadian goose and fishing. My friend & I were walking along a path next to the lake we were fishing in. I was walking in front of my friend and notice a goose swimming in the lake following us hissing. Both me & my friend were like wow, that thing is pissed about something? Then, BAM! out of nowhere another goose is in mid- air striking at my buddies head,neck, & back. We both started running & I am laughing my ass off because he is screaming "Jesus....F**K! while the goose is still flapping his wings and taking bites at him like a cobra in the air. He is running with one arm tiring to protect(cover) his head & the other swinging his fishing rod like a sword. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw. I am cracking up now as I type just thinking about it. I swear if this was video taped he would be 10 grand richer.