Hot Motel Room Situation

[HUHwhat]

I went to spend a day away in Hazelton, PA.

My old lady, found a nice motel with a bar, and we decided to go on an adventure.

Before our depart I for some reason felt so lazy I almost left my pistol behind. I'm sure it had something to do with the fear from not knowing where I'm exactly going, and in conjunction where I can't, and can carry.

The night went sober, and finally things were calming down. Back in the room after our (one lucky guy - me, and 5 hot girls) 6-some I was going to turn the lights off, but the old lady wanted them on. Sleeping with the lights on suck.

Well as I lay I hear a strange noise at the door. Upon investigation I found a strange, old, woman finished panning around the door, and going away. What an idiot I thought, and I went back to bed feeling fine - so fine I was dozing off nicely/

The door cracked, and opened. Simultaneously my holster was air born, and my pistol was in my hand. The door stopper prevented the door from opening.

I see threw the crack an old man, wearing a mighty shirt with security written on it, and the fuck had no idea I was ready to light him up. I told him to wait, and despite him still attempting to break, and enter, I calmly repeat myself, re-holstered my gun, and put on my pants before I went for the door.

I looked at the clock, and it was 1:30am, and I didn't let my guard down just because it was an old man. Plus I didn't want this guy to file an EEO against me for age discrimination. Mind you this whole time the guy is wiggling the door.

Once I finally arrived at the door I basically explained the hotel fucked shit up, and he digressed.

Next morning I got my room free of charge, and I stressed as best as possible neither who is in the room, nor outside the room knows WTF, and furthermore the SWAT team has better etiquette, and I was ready to use deadly force against what ever was about come threw that door at 1:30 in the morning. A tragedy almost occurred yada yada.

There's nothing worse than being unarmed, and unprepared. Had an accident occurred I know I wouldn't have cared, because in my world I was truly in a situation where two enter only one leaves alive.

[Connal]

Ok . . .wait. . . what?

So let me just try to break this down.

You and several others are staying in a hotel room, and someone tries to open the door. You draw, talk to the guy and. . . that is where I am lost?

He works for the hotel? The hotel fucked up? What did they fuck up?

[M&P Chris]

Ok . . .wait. . . what?

So let me just try to break this down.

You and several others are staying in a hotel room, and someone tries to open the door. You draw, talk to the guy and. . . that is where I am lost?

He works for the hotel? The hotel fucked up? What did they fuck up?

That's kind of where I got lost.

[beefcakeb0]

Huh? What?

[forby]

The only thing I know for sure is there was an orgy.......

Can we talk about that some more????

[GreenBlood10]

The only thing I know for sure is there was an orgy.......

Can we talk about that some more????

I agree. Now, when you say hot were they 9PM hot or 2AM hot?

I digress. There are a lot of details left out of this story and I have to admit, I haven't been this confused with a story since I saw Shutter Island.

GB

[ettorment1916]

Alright, since no one has called it yet......I'll call it:

[thundrr1]

Huh? What?

^^^^^^^ this.







Oh yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we need photos.

[Zeeba]

Is English your first language?

[joseywales]

OK. My wife says I leave out details all the time, so perhaps I am better prepared to comprehend this story.

This is all a guess:

First, I'm not convinced it was an orgy, rather just a bunch of women staying with him and his old lady. Either that, or he's horrible at telling Penthouse stories.

Next, the security guard did NOT work for the motel. Rather, he was a guest assigned this room, even though the OP and his partners were already occupying the room.

A friend had a similar incident, save the extra ladies, and he reacted in the same manner. He also explained to the front desk how close a horrible event almost occurred. These hotels need to get their act together, before someone puts a tad too much pressure on that trigger.