Hot Motel Room Situation

[HUHwhat]

I went to spend a day away in Hazelton, PA.

My old lady, found a nice motel with a bar, and we decided to go on an adventure.

Before our depart I for some reason felt so lazy I almost left my pistol behind. I'm sure it had something to do with the fear from not knowing where I'm exactly going, and in conjunction where I can't, and can carry.

The night went sober, and finally things were calming down. Back in the room after our (one lucky guy - me, and 5 hot girls) 6-some I was going to turn the lights off, but the old lady wanted them on. Sleeping with the lights on suck.

Well as I lay I hear a strange noise at the door. Upon investigation I found a strange, old, woman finished panning around the door, and going away. What an idiot I thought, and I went back to bed feeling fine - so fine I was dozing off nicely/

The door cracked, and opened. Simultaneously my holster was air born, and my pistol was in my hand. The door stopper prevented the door from opening.

I see threw the crack an old man, wearing a mighty shirt with security written on it, and the fuck had no idea I was ready to light him up. I told him to wait, and despite him still attempting to break, and enter, I calmly repeat myself, re-holstered my gun, and put on my pants before I went for the door.

I looked at the clock, and it was 1:30am, and I didn't let my guard down just because it was an old man. Plus I didn't want this guy to file an EEO against me for age discrimination. Mind you this whole time the guy is wiggling the door.

Once I finally arrived at the door I basically explained the hotel fucked shit up, and he digressed.

Next morning I got my room free of charge, and I stressed as best as possible neither who is in the room, nor outside the room knows WTF, and furthermore the SWAT team has better etiquette, and I was ready to use deadly force against what ever was about come threw that door at 1:30 in the morning. A tragedy almost occurred yada yada.

There's nothing worse than being unarmed, and unprepared. Had an accident occurred I know I wouldn't have cared, because in my world I was truly in a situation where two enter only one leaves alive.

[Connal]

Ok . . .wait. . . what?

So let me just try to break this down.

You and several others are staying in a hotel room, and someone tries to open the door. You draw, talk to the guy and. . . that is where I am lost?

He works for the hotel? The hotel fucked up? What did they fuck up?

[M&P Chris]

Ok . . .wait. . . what?

So let me just try to break this down.

You and several others are staying in a hotel room, and someone tries to open the door. You draw, talk to the guy and. . . that is where I am lost?

He works for the hotel? The hotel fucked up? What did they fuck up?

That's kind of where I got lost.

[beefcakeb0]

Huh? What?

[forby]

The only thing I know for sure is there was an orgy.......

Can we talk about that some more????

[GreenBlood10]

The only thing I know for sure is there was an orgy.......

Can we talk about that some more????

I agree. Now, when you say hot were they 9PM hot or 2AM hot?

I digress. There are a lot of details left out of this story and I have to admit, I haven't been this confused with a story since I saw Shutter Island.

GB

[Palerider]

Well as I lay I hear a strange noise at the door. Upon investigation I found a strange, old, woman finished panning around the door, and going away. What an idiot I thought, and I went back to bed feeling fine
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Are you SURE that wasn't who joined your party (not 5 hot girls) and she was simply trying to quietly leave the room?

[streaker69]

Ok . . .wait. . . what?

So let me just try to break this down.

You and several others are staying in a hotel room, and someone tries to open the door. You draw, talk to the guy and. . . that is where I am lost?

He works for the hotel? The hotel fucked up? What did they fuck up?

I'm still trying to figure out what got thrown.

[thundrr1]

Huh? What?

^^^^^^^ this.







Oh yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we need photos.

[Zeeba]

Is English your first language?