Hot Motel Room Situation

[Rosco the Iroc]

And how do you know about the Lincoln Motel?

He took a shot at it.




*rimshot*

[mauser]

He took a shot at it.




*rimshot*

Similar to a rim job?

[ungawa]

I remember one of my hotter motel nights. Place was a craphole, I really got snookered. Not sure what I as expecting. But it was so late by the time we got there that there was no turning back. People tried to break into the room twice while we were doing it but I scared them off. In the morning, in the light of day, there were crack vials everywhere once we went outside.

[Gun]

If you're going to read me my rights then I'm calling Phil.

First thing you ask, "Am I being detained?".

[alpacaheat]

Great. You idiot. Now you're going to have to undergo a thorough psychological screening, a complete mental re-education, and of course the ever
popular (with the regime) colon cleansing.

I just hope you're happy with yourself.

Sounds like a plan.

[internet troll]

Hmmmm guy was wearing an old man mask, a Pa motel is involved....... if the thief was wearing a mighty shirt I think the op's story might make a little more sense now.



Masked suspect robs Dauphin County motel


http://abc27.com/2017/09/02/masked-s...-county-motel/

SWATARA TOWNSHIP, Pa. (WHTM) – Police are looking for a person who held up a motel in Dauphin County on Saturday night.

Police say the suspect entered the Super 8 Motel on Executive Park Drive in Swatara Township around 10 p.m., wearing an “old man” mask.

That suspect pointed a gun at the desk clerk and demanded money. The person then got away with an unknown amount of cash.

Nobody was hurt in the incident.

Anyone who knows who the suspect may be should call police.

[Walleye Hunter]

This one belongs in 'New Posts in Old Threads'.

[Gun]

Hmmmm guy was wearing an old man mask, a Pa motel is involved....... if the thief was wearing a mighty shirt I think the op's story might make a little more sense now.

Without a pointy stick, this story won't gain any traction.

[MARINE DIVISION TWO]

Same shit happened in 1973 in a hotel in hollywood Ca. Door flung open four Asians started to enter the room ,I held them at gunpoint till police arrived,I did phone and identify myself as a LEO and the situation all the while not understanding a word of english from the four.Police arrived I secured my firearm with hands up until they could assess my validity of LEO ! Yes this Hotel F-- -- Ked UP giving duplicate keys.Asians were not charged as it was not their fault,I was not charged for the room ( Settlement was made in addition ) and the Police were much more friendlier back then. Have not and will not ever go to California again !In todays scenario i wopuld have been arrested,charged with felony obstruction and sued by those Asians ! Screw California !

[internet troll]

I see threw the crack an old man, wearing a mighty shirt with security written on it, and the fuck had no idea I was ready to light him up. I told him to wait, and despite him still attempting to break, and enter, I calmly repeat myself, re-holstered my gun, and put on my pants before I went for the door.

After 4 years, I think I have finally figured out what a mighty shirt is. We have been mistranslating it all along.

He said "mighty shirt"

What he was trying to say was "my Tee shirt".

So in reality the old guy was wearing the op's Tee shirt that said security on it. That's why he could only put on his pants. The old guy must have been part of the earlier orgy, put on the op's Tee shirt by mistake, and was trying to return it.


Now I can sleep knowing what a mighty shirt is.