WalMart to start selling wine

[27hand]

This is going to be dicey for those Walninjas who continually roam the isles looking for a confrontation and throwing away their receipts before leaving the store.

Your favorite store has some savory wine available to you soon!!
>
> " BREAKING NEWS "....not wind
>
> For all you wine lovers out there, this is noteworthy!!!!
>
> Walmart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering customers a
new
> discount item ---- Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail
chain
> is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the
> spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.
>
> Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Walmart brand into
> their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy
> Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas.
>
> "But the right name is important."
>
> Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the
> Walmart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
>
> 10. Chateau Traileur Parc
> 9. White Trashfindel
> 8. Big Red Gulp
> 7. World Championship Riesling
> 6. NASCARbernet
> 5. Chef Boyardeaux
> 4. Peanut Noir
> 3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
> 2. Grape Expectations
> 1. Nasti Spumante
>
> The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
> (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
>
> PS. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a
white
meat.

27hastogetsomehand

[ShakeyDad]

You have NO idea how much I needed that laugh !!!



Perhaps one of the best I've seen here in a while !!

Just LOVED the names for the wines !!

LMAO !!

[27hand]

You have NO idea how much I needed that laugh !!!



Perhaps one of the best I've seen here in a while !!

Just LOVED the names for the wines !!

LMAO !!

I'm only here to serve and enjoy doing so.

27gladtobeofservicehand

[er2006]

I will definetly try alll the above mentioned wines as they sound so delectable and they seem to go with everything.

Thanks to 27hand



Ed from er2006

Will they be marketing a Cardboardnay soon?

[ca2pa]

you mean you can buy alcohol without having to go to a "special store?" whoaaaaaa...still getting used to not being able to buy beer or alcohol in grocery store, or even beer at those special stores... ...and no beer at 7-Eleven?
thats CRAZZYYYY!!!!! lol

[jsb889]

Giant Eagle sells beer and champagne, but its non alcoholic. BUT, they do sell alcoholic vinegar

[righteousbarbarian]

haha my favorite is "I can't believe it's not Vinegar"

[schr8er2000]

New smiley in Wine Department

[CoyoteJack]

Half the shoppers I see at Walmart look, dress and smell like Winos so this should tie in nicely.

[Ramtuff]

That's very funny! I was just in FL not too long ago and had to make a quick trip to Walmart...they had wine in there for $2 a bottle. My Aunt actually bought a couple too.