Almost got divorced tonight!

[harold63]

poor suckers. wife never asked how many i have. and if she does, my answer will be "i don't know" cause i really don't know without counting them.

Better count them things, dude, you never know when Jody will show up and offer a couple to himself.

[dunsho]

Better count them things, dude, you never know when Jody will show up and offer a couple to himself.

jody?

if you're talking bout being robbed, I got all the paperwork scanned and stored way, along with pictures.

[Daycrawler]

I sneak it in, put it in the back of the safe and leave it for a few months. Then pretend its always been there.

I used to carry a bunch of guns out to the Range. Then bring the new one back inside after the Range trip. The Wife never caught on!

Then I deceided to say " F it" and now I just carry a new gun inside and put it in the Gun room.

[toadyoforangeville]

Bring it home and strip it while shes gone, then the how much was that or why did you buy a new gun? comes up just use my line:

30% discount cuz I have to put it together

Option two:

Hey dont be so mad its yours! ( I claim no responsibilty for lost guns due to this advice)