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February 27th, 2018, 01:47 PM #12391
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Good deal. Limited time only $17.99.
https://home.woot.com/offers/squatty..._cat_home_20_1Galations 6:9...And let us not grow weary of doing good, for in due season we will reap, if we do not give up.
Ashli Babbitt - Patriot
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February 27th, 2018, 03:35 PM #12392
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This damn thing may have saved my health and possibly my life.
By DJ_Malsidious on August 18, 2016
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I've struggled with the #2 for the last couple years. I've gone from Deificating Toxic Avenger to the, "Dear GOD! I feel like I'm passing the Twin King Gaurdian Statues (of Lord of the Rings)". It's been a sphincter nightmare. Then it went from bad to worse... adding blood and could no longer pass my rainbow snow cones of Fallout 4 style waste. Like Kibbles and Bits but more savage. I'd get sick from toxic waste backing up the plumbing. Would be almost incapacitated from cramping and the amount of dangerous dookie storing away. No matter how hard I tried, prunes, more water, high fiber. Taco Bell and even White Castles. Nothing was working. Usually in a 3 week interval I'd get very sick and spend 3-4 hours in about 9-10 trips of liquid dookie stew and could barely function for the next 48 hours. My sphincter would be tender and I'm damn near positive if this goes on, it would be the end of me.
Then I saw the most ridiculous commercial in the world. My sides hurt from watching, but the message was heard. Decided to go ahead and plunk down the $25 and prime ship it. With in minutes of unboxing, It had it's first use. The dookie passed faster than Hillary Clinton could delete her emails. I was in awe. Day 2. I'm no longer seeing bloody stools. In fact I think I'm starting to feel better and my cramps are no longer happening. I'm really wondering that improper pooping posture was the reason I was getting this sick. I wonder had I gone on the way I've been could there been irreparable damage to my health or even worse? I swear to God, when I go on my next road trip, I'm taking the damn thing with me, and IDGAF if my friends laugh at me. This damn thing may have saved my health and possibly my life."A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself"
"He created the game, played the game, and lost the game.... All under his own terms, by his own doing." JW34
"Tolerance is the lube that helps slip the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of a civilized society." Plato
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February 27th, 2018, 03:39 PM #12393
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February 27th, 2018, 03:41 PM #12394Grand Member
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Re: Share Deals on Guns Ammo Accessories Here
Peruvian guards from Triple Canopy provided security for a lot of our compounds in Iraq. There weren't too many of them that broke the 5ft tall threshold. I wonder how the sizing of the plate carriers goes. Is an XL going to the top of my beltline or will I look like I'm wearing a ballistic bra?
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February 27th, 2018, 03:44 PM #12395
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Gender confusion is a mental illness
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February 27th, 2018, 04:16 PM #12396
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They make childrens-sized toilets that are abut a foot tall. My local library has them. They look impossible to stand up from.
Galations 6:9...And let us not grow weary of doing good, for in due season we will reap, if we do not give up.
Ashli Babbitt - Patriot
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February 27th, 2018, 09:00 PM #12397
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February 27th, 2018, 10:00 PM #12398
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I love my squatty potty. Now it grosses me out to think of how much shit people don't eliminate when they poop normally. When my buddies are skeptical i just challenge them to try the position once, it doesn't take multiple experiments. I have had people pull me aside and make sure no one else is around just to tell me about the epic BM they had when they increased the angle of hip flexion. You don't need a specialized stool but hey it was cheap enough. Small price to pay for the scientific epiphany i had. Poop like a heathen no more!
Squatty potties are the SHIT
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February 27th, 2018, 10:05 PM #12399
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obviously your bathroom should have a handicap bar in it to aid in the getting up and there have been squatties forever...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet
call em turkish toilets. not great to use when you got sprays.
beg to argue that this is actually just a sink though...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ter_Toilet.jpg
don't ya got piles of field and streams or bricks lying around like we do?
just saved yas $17.99There is no way to make it out alive...
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February 27th, 2018, 11:16 PM #12400
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Costco sells the squatties in a 2 pack (-:
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