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March 19th, 2008, 05:20 PM #1
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a tax message
A message from a friend:
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China,
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will go to India,
if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras,
and Guatemala,
if we purchase a good car it will go to Japan,
if we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
Thank you for your help and good luck,
Governor (I'll do my share) Spritzer."Having a gun and thinking you are armed is like having a piano and thinking you are a musician" Col. Jeff Cooper (U.S.M.C. Ret.)
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March 19th, 2008, 05:26 PM #2
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Re: a tax message
WOW ! This is GREAT....I like prostitutes and beer !
Marry you, and ruin it all ? I say let's play in sin. ~Michele
Do ya like warm oil massages ?~Me
As long as it's gun oil.~Michele
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March 19th, 2008, 05:36 PM #3
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Re: a tax message
well, be carefull where you buy your hookers from. I believe the majority are illegal immigrants.....
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March 19th, 2008, 05:40 PM #4
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Re: a tax message
I don't touch anything that can't produce a green card.....
Originally Posted by LorDiego01
Marry you, and ruin it all ? I say let's play in sin. ~Michele
Do ya like warm oil massages ?~Me
As long as it's gun oil.~Michele
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March 19th, 2008, 06:00 PM #5
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Re: a tax message
DUDE! What about ammo?
No beretta or glock either, kiddos."See, this side is well roasted; turn me on the other and eat." St. Lawrence
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March 19th, 2008, 06:07 PM #6
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Re: a tax message
O.K., beer, prostitutes, and ammo.....sounds like a party to me ! Originally Posted by jsb889
DUDE! What about ammo?
No beretta or glock either, kiddos.
Marry you, and ruin it all ? I say let's play in sin. ~Michele
Do ya like warm oil massages ?~Me
As long as it's gun oil.~Michele
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