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March 29th, 2008, 08:13 AM #1
Both Dems are wieners...
Both Dems are wieners in hot dog shop politics
By Mike Wereschagin
TRIBUNE-REVIEW
Saturday, March 29, 2008
The Democratic primary is so close you can taste it. Franktuary, a gourmet hot dog shop in the 300 block of Oliver Avenue, Downtown, has begun offering two new creations: the Barackwurst and the Hillbasa. Adorning both are red, white and blue condiments.
With the Hillbasa, customers get "a mandated side of Bill pickle spears." With the Barackwurst comes "a side of whatever one hopes," according to the Web site www.sausagepoll.com. The site will soon feature sales figures of the sausages in what is probably just as likely a predictor of this race as anything else.
"We were talking about the primary, and we realized that Barack's name sounded a bit like bratwurst and knockwurst," said Franktuary owner Tim Tobitsch, who no doubt hopes people will vote early and often. "I started racking my brain to come up with a play on words for Hillary and finally came up with Hillbasa.
"Once we had that, it made too much sense not to do an informal poll."
Foolproof.
The presidential candidates approached this contest with the same stoic determination they've shown throughout the campaign.
"We feel good about our chances in the Sausage Poll," Clinton campaign spokesman Mark Nevins said. "The Hillbasa is known to be a more accomplished sausage that is ready to be served on Day One. The Barackwurst, while impressive, simply does not offer the same robust profile as the Hillbasa."
"The people of Pennsylvania have been enjoying bratwurst for decades," said Obama campaign spokeswoman Debbie Mesloh. "This culinary delight just makes a better quality of life for the people of Pennsylvania and throughout the country. Bratwurst helps to keep America strong and prosperous."
Franktuary operatives continue to work out the details of another menu addition planned for this fall, the McCainine.FOAC * GOA * SAF * NRA Life Member
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March 29th, 2008, 08:18 AM #2
Re: Both Dems are wieners...
That's funny! Both Dems are definitely wieners! LOL
They should offer a side of McCain Fries...
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