I didnt carry to the dentist

[mullet]

My dentist does nothing more than Novocaine. No issues there.

[Truckman]

Since I write a lot of "letters to the editor" my dentist calls that section "the (my name) section," and always asks when I have another letter coming.
I have CC'd there with no problems, but she keeps her boobs away from me

[Gun]

I said "its a holster for my gun"
She says "oh my, a gun, thats scary, noooo, dont have a gun, thats dangerous"

I said ''don't worry. I toss the gun in the dumpster down the street. The holster is going on Craigslist when I get home''.

My dentist rubs her boobs on my head when she is checking my teeth.

Is she accepting new patients?!!?

[Elmar]

I carry at the dentist all the time and since I OC in nice weather they all know. Nothing much comes of it but they always keep a list of rough customers since my last visit that they wish I was there for. Dentist himself talked about getting a gun for the home.

[phoenix01]

My dentist rubs her boobs on my head when she is checking my teeth.

Gives a whole new meaning to service with a smile?

[CenterTree]

Originally Posted by jeepin View Post
My dentist rubs her boobs on my head when she is checking my teeth.

Gives a whole new meaning to service with a smile?

But it seems like SHE is giving the service and HE is giving the smile.

[Curmudgeon]

I OC at my dentist, every time. He's good at everything, especially making sure there is no pain, and I never have to hear any crap if he sees evidence that I should be taking my dental health more seriously.

I really want to stay with him, but I figured it would be just that much more awesome if my OC was never an issue, and it hasn't been.

He is from Baltimore, and an area I am pretty familiar with. It caught him by surprise when he would talk about bike rides he had done and I was able to start rattling off street names and intersections. Turns out we're from the same general area. I've seen him looking down at my 1911 several times, but he has never mentioned anything about it at all.

The dental hygienist is another story. She is young, mid 20s, and hails from Illinois.

The first time see saw it her eyes got a little bigger and she said, "Oh, crap. That reminds me, I keep forgetting to renew my license!"

So now, while I'm having my teeth cleaned and my mouth is full of implements, we chat about ranges, calibers, holsters, etc. Definitely a dentist I will be keeping!
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[jeepin]

Is she accepting new patients?!!?

I will never tell, she is my backup wife

[ungawa]

My dentist rubs her boobs on my head when she is checking my teeth.

Ask her to check your head. Maybe she rubs her boob on your teeth.