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March 3rd, 2008, 08:18 AM #1
DIESEL FITTER
Sven and Olaf worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were laid off.
So...dey went to the Unemployment Office together.
Asked his occupation, Olaf said, "Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Olaf $300 a week in unemployment compensation.
Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel fitter."
The clerk looked up diesel fitter...and it was classified as a skilled job. So, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.
When Olaf found this out, he was furious !
He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.
The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled labor and diesel fitters are skilled labor."
"Vat skill?" yelled Olaf. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Olaf puts dem over his head and says,
"Yah ------------- DIESEL FITTER.""Having a gun and thinking you are armed is like having a piano and thinking you are a musician" Col. Jeff Cooper (U.S.M.C. Ret.)
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March 3rd, 2008, 10:37 AM #2
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Good one Dave!
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March 3rd, 2008, 07:22 PM #3
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That's gotta be one of the funniest things I've read in a while! LOL!
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March 3rd, 2008, 07:43 PM #4
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I wondered who took my place when I left that job. It was Olaf
Good one Dave.
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