a little bit of fun revenge

[Automan21k]

with the number of times my wife bugs me to help her pick out earrings and necklace to match her outfit only to totally ignore any suggestion I may have; I was getting together some gear for hunting at my sister's place, and I had my wife sit down and help me pick out what sidearm/holster combo I would carry.
Her; I really don't care what you wear, and I don't think the turkey will care either.
Me; well, this is a new Ghillie suit, and I don't want to look silly.
Her; Because the ghillie suit doesn't looks silly... so why do you care?
Me; I just do, now should I carry the 9mm in a Serpa, IWB, the leg holster....maybe a shoulder rig?
Her; I don't care
Me; well, I could just stick with the snake slayer.
Her; I don't care
Me; or should I carry the .357, but should I use the canvas holster, or the Safariland Cup Challenge, or the Pro carry OWB?
Her;you have more holsters than I have shoes...just use the Safariland...
Me; hmm....no, I think the canvas would be better since I can keep the barrel out of the mud.....

Then she threw a slipper at me. I guess I had it coming, but then again so did she.

[csmith]

I feel inspired by your post

[redturbo0]

next time she asks you for help do the same reaction, "i don't care". lol

[ohyeahfriday]

I was expecting a "which boots look best with these jeans and flannel" sort of thread, but this was far more fitting for PAFOA.

[Zeeba]

My response to inane questions like that is "I have no opinion."

[stimrob]

When presented with questions such as these I simply say:

I am invoking my right to remain silent

[thundrr1]

I NOW vote ,,,,,,,,,, present.

[Curmudgeon]

"Does this 1911 make my ass look fat?"

[mjfletcher]

next time she asks you for help do the same reaction, "i don't care". lol

And toss a slipper at her. Or better yet a canvas holster

[YosemiteSam]

"Does this 1911 make my ass look fat?"

The Ghillie suit is slimming. LOL