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Thread: Lost the Lady today.
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March 12th, 2012, 10:23 PM #1
Lost the Lady today.
I've been seeing this girl for about a month now. Great girl; funny, smart, and a generally good attitude. We've talked guns before, and she knows that I carry. She never really said much about it, and had declined to go shooting with me last week. I didn't think much of it, as it was cold that day. Well, it was warm today, so I wasn't wearing a jacket over the 1911 as I normally do in the winter. I went to pick her up for an evening out on the town, but apparently that wasn't in the cards tonight. I arrived at her house at 6:30 this evening.
Me: You ready to rock?
Her: Yeah, but, uh, what's the deal with that? (pointing at the gun)
Me: I need more than my beard and a Honda Civic to keep a pretty thing like you safe, don't I?
Her: You should cover it up then.
Me: It's warm out, and besides, I don't have the right holster for that particular request.
Her: Well I'm not going out into public like that. This isn't the wild west.
Me: That's fine. Goodbye.
Her: Wait! Are you really leaving?
Me: No, I'm just going to pick out your wedding ring.
And I left. Called another girl and took her out to dinner instead. She had a 642 IWB at 3 o'clockThere's no such thing as a free lunch.
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March 12th, 2012, 10:27 PM #2
Re: Lost the Lady today.
Winning!
While many claim to support the right, precious few support the practice.
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March 12th, 2012, 10:28 PM #3
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March 12th, 2012, 10:55 PM #5
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Good thing you caught it early. When you have something that is so important to you shot to pieces in the female court of opinion, you want it to happen early on!
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March 12th, 2012, 11:03 PM #6
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Well, that's one way to handle that situation.
I called to check my ZIP CODE!....DY-NO-MITE!!!
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March 12th, 2012, 11:05 PM #7
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March 12th, 2012, 11:10 PM #8
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Last edited by sprrdhawk44; March 12th, 2012 at 11:14 PM.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
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March 12th, 2012, 11:13 PM #9
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March 12th, 2012, 11:31 PM #10
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I love happy endings.
At first, I thought it was gonna be a sad story about having to put down your dog.
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