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  1. #1
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    Default Lost the Lady today.

    I've been seeing this girl for about a month now. Great girl; funny, smart, and a generally good attitude. We've talked guns before, and she knows that I carry. She never really said much about it, and had declined to go shooting with me last week. I didn't think much of it, as it was cold that day. Well, it was warm today, so I wasn't wearing a jacket over the 1911 as I normally do in the winter. I went to pick her up for an evening out on the town, but apparently that wasn't in the cards tonight. I arrived at her house at 6:30 this evening.

    Me: You ready to rock?
    Her: Yeah, but, uh, what's the deal with that? (pointing at the gun)
    Me: I need more than my beard and a Honda Civic to keep a pretty thing like you safe, don't I?
    Her: You should cover it up then.
    Me: It's warm out, and besides, I don't have the right holster for that particular request.
    Her: Well I'm not going out into public like that. This isn't the wild west.
    Me: That's fine. Goodbye.
    Her: Wait! Are you really leaving?
    Me: No, I'm just going to pick out your wedding ring.


    And I left. Called another girl and took her out to dinner instead. She had a 642 IWB at 3 o'clock
    There's no such thing as a free lunch.

  2. #2
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    Default Re: Lost the Lady today.

    Winning!
    While many claim to support the right, precious few support the practice.

  3. #3
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    Default Re: Lost the Lady today.

    Quote Originally Posted by sprrdhawk44 View Post


    And I left. Called another girl and took her out to dinner instead. She had a 642 IWB at 3 o'clock

    ... and this girl wasn't your first choice?!!?
    Quote Originally Posted by Aggies Coach View Post
    Cause white people are awesome. Happy now......LOL.

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    Default Re: Lost the Lady today.

    Quote Originally Posted by sprrdhawk44 View Post

    And I left. Called another girl and took her out to dinner instead. She had a 642 IWB at 3 o'clock
    I was wondering where my girlfriend was....or was it a different girl with a 642?

  5. #5
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    Default Re: Lost the Lady today.

    Good thing you caught it early. When you have something that is so important to you shot to pieces in the female court of opinion, you want it to happen early on!

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    Default Re: Lost the Lady today.

    Well, that's one way to handle that situation.
    I called to check my ZIP CODE!....DY-NO-MITE!!!

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    Default Re: Lost the Lady today.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gun View Post
    ... and this girl wasn't your first choice?!!?
    my thoughts exactly... i know having exta mag's is good but nothing beat and extra shooter at your side...

  8. #8
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    Default Re: Lost the Lady today.

    Quote Originally Posted by spartakis252 View Post
    I was wondering where my girlfriend was....or was it a different girl with a 642?
    I forgot that her boyfriend is a member here, damn! This girl is one of my best friends. I'm also best friends with her brother, so it's like chilling with a boobed, prettier version of him.
    Last edited by sprrdhawk44; March 12th, 2012 at 11:14 PM.
    There's no such thing as a free lunch.

  9. #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emptymag View Post
    Well, that's one way to handle that situation.
    For all her qualities, she had shown me that once fixated on an idea, it's over. I would have never gotten through to her, so I didn't bother trying.
    There's no such thing as a free lunch.

  10. #10
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    Default Re: Lost the Lady today.

    I love happy endings.
    At first, I thought it was gonna be a sad story about having to put down your dog.

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