A MODERN DAY FAIRY TALE

One day, the seven dwarfs left to go work in the mine. Snow White
stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she
saw that there had been a terrible cave in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst,
Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that some of the dwarfs had
survived.

"Hello, hello," she called. "Can anyone hear me? Hello" For quite a
while there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White called again, "Hello.
Is anyone down there?"

Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep in
the mine. The voice said, "Vote Democrat! Vote Democrat!

White, somewhat relieved, screamed out, "Oh, thank God. At least
Dopey is still alive