"Latest Infractions Received" question.

[PaBimmerGuy]

I have over 300 points.

where do you see the accumulated total?

[PaBimmerGuy]

pennsyplinkers comments made me think about a couple absurd bannings that ive experienced. ive gotten banned for making inflamitory comments about this that or the other thing but two were silly.

on a knife forum there was an army senior nco who was looking for donations of knives to give to his troops. i asked the question does the army not give its soldiers knives? and wound up banned. apparently the army was a sacred cow.

i was kicked off a windows forum after saying that i didnt like some of the win 7 changes and that change for the sake of change was not a good thing.

on a rifle forum i was banned for commenting that ar-15s should not be in high powered rifle competition and they should have a new class called medium powered rifle. bang! the ban hammer came down immediately. another sacred cow.

ban hammer made me think of this

[mauser]

You should pay a visit to your old teacher and kick him in the kaniekies for teaching you wrong

HEY! If you're gonna be in this country, you're gonna speak english, damnit.

OK, I'm not familiar with "kaniekies" so I Scroogled it thinking I'd find a link to a definition on Urban Dictionary or a Dutch to English translator. Damned if it didn't point me right back to this thread.
By the context I know it's a testicular reference but I've never heard it before. What's the proper pronunciation?

And if ya mean balls why don't you just say balls?

[D10]

HEY! If you're gonna be in this country, you're gonna speak english, damnit.

Ow man.....I could sweal that I told you that lecently I developed a speaking disoldel?


On the other hand......I assume you have not seen "Austin Powers in Gold member" yet?

[streaker69]

Ow man.....I could sweal that I told you that lecently I developed a speaking disoldel?


On the other hand......I assume you have not seen "Austin Powers in Gold member" yet?

Nope, can't say that I've seen Austin Powers in Goldmember, can't really say I'd want to either.

[D10]

Nope, can't say that I've seen Austin Powers in Goldmember, can't really say I'd want to either.

Dude.........they had to pick me off of the floor afterwards......but then again....I laugh at the dumbest humor.

The word I used is at the end of this clip


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better clip inserted.

[streaker69]

Dude.........they had to pick me off of the floor afterwards......but then again....I laugh at the dumbest humor.

The word I used is at the end of this clip

[mauser]

Dude.........they had to pick me off of the floor afterwards......but then again....I laugh at the dumbest humor.

The word I used is at the end of this clip

You don't look anything like I imagined you would.

[D10]

Your computer skills seem to amaze me every time.

[ErSwnn]

I haven't had an infraction in almost two years now, with a grand total of 3. But one of those was a perma-ban which was gratefully reversed by the powers that be. I can't say I had any that I didn't earn. Hey, but I did get kicked out of Sloppy Joe's in Key West, and that takes some doing. And it wasn't dancing on the bar either, for that they gave me a free drink.

My mother still hides the matches and searches me for rockets when I show up but that's a long story.