Lycan gives up the 1911 and embraces the dark side!

[XD45]

baking soda or oregeno in the scale next time

[P-11 shooter]

Well, even though posting this puts my cover in serious danger, I've decided to alter my "look" as well. I've almost been made a few times now. (mostly by sharp eyed wallmart greeters) so a little "ghettofication" was needed.

First thing's first the kel-tec P-11 leaves alot to be desired in the "flash" department. Lacking rhinestones I decided to polish the barrel to a high "ghetto crome" finish.



Then my contact at HQ got me set up with the finest street threads.




I should blend in alot better now. Thanks Lycan



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[Lucas]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. WOW, just WOW!

[P-11 shooter]

If you and yo homies wanna be REAL fly, you gotta get yourself a CHROME gat.









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[Jailkeeper]

Hey Jeff?

Now that all the tests have been completed I would like to make an offer on such an outstanding firearm!

Given everything I have read I am prepared to offer fifty-three dollar$ and twenty cent$ American ($53.20).

Just to make the deal more enticing I am going to throw in my tacticool leather vest. It looks like one of those stupid leather fishing vest, but it is tacticool.

Most people are unable to tell the difference; how cool is that?

"Life isn't fair dad. Other people have good jobs, and I work at McDonald's".

"Well son, that's because you're McStupid"...

[Michele]

"Life isn't fair dad. Other people have good jobs, and I work at McDonald's".

"Well son, that's because you're McStupid"...

Best sig line ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lycanthrope]

Bring it up to $56.00 and I'll throw in some Crisco........


Lycanlubethrope

[Jailkeeper]

Best sig line ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF Michele?

That was the conversation my dad & I had the day I graduated from high school!

[P-11 shooter]

Bring it up to $56.00 and I'll throw in some Crisco........


Lycanlubethrope

Dude. Astroglide is the way to go.

[Jailkeeper]

Bring it up to $56.00 and I'll throw in some Crisco........


Lycanlubethrope

Hmmm... Deal!

Of course I'll expect 1% financing on the difference in price.

Oh wait. Forget that. I'm planning to ask Odomma (or is that Madonna?) for 3 billion to straighten out my economic issues.

Yeah, I can cover the difference Jeff. You can keep the Crisco.

But I'm keeping the tacticool leather fishing vest!