Is there a doctor in the house?

[Cheeseybacon]

For some odd reason my belly button started bleeding a few minutes ago. It's nothing major and it has since stopped, but the bleeding was completely unprovoked. I found it rather odd as I've never had my belly button bleed before. Should I be concerned?

[steamtownwelder]

You know, if your bellybutton comes untied your asshole could fall out!

[Pa. Patriot]

For some odd reason my belly button started bleeding a few minutes ago.

The last person I heard of that happening too DIED the next day.

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Kidding!
I have no idea...

[Montanya]

I have said this before in many forums. Asking on an online gun forum for medical advice is like asking a homeless person for financial advice Call your doctor if you are concerned about it.

[Eugene V. Debs]

I am a guinea pig chiropractor, cetrified by the Small Animal Chiropractic Association of Burkina-Faso. In order to diagnose you, I have a few questions:

1) Do you have a large penis?

2) Do you become erect in public places?

3) In order to conceal your erection, do you adjust your penis so it points upward, tucked between your belly and the waistband of your trousers?

4) Do you routinely tape razor blades to the tip of your penis?

Please answer the questions and send me $50 and I will render a diagnosis.

[CrazyWhiteGuy]

HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.







For my sake, please do not try these.

[Wasz]

Call your doctor. Take note of any other symptoms and let him or her know about them.

[LittleRedToyota]

i have no clue...

...but google seems to think you might have an infected belly button...and need to see a doctor to get it diagnosed and treated.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...g+belly+button

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/askexpe...qid=1169&cid=3

[larrymeyer]

Is that a sign of an STD???????

[phillyd2]

Now I've seen everything here. Suggest we close down the forum as it appears we have peaked. There will never be a better topic started & it will have to be all down hill from here on....