Why did the chicken cross the road?

[P89]

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that
this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS'
side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of
the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not
taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car
so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of
the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed
the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground her e.

COLINPOWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe
there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
side of the road.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road,
I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCYGRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA : In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening
to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced
a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing
the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together,
in peace.

EMPTYMAG: That chicken is a road crossing whore!

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really
cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

[Tsgtbob]

EMPTYMAG: That chicken is a road crossing whore!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Autonomous]

P89...where did that come from? cause, to quote a great man, I dont care who you are that right there is funny....
-A

[Wasz]

SOBERBYKER: I'd cross the road to see these chickens.





LYCANTHROPE: Who came first the chicken or me! LycanIdhititthrope

[P89]

A friend of mine e-mailed that to me, so I have no idea where it originated.
This & the democrat one are the best I've recieved in a long time.
I HAD to put Emptymag in there...that's for the bayonet incident EM!
I think enough of you to put you between John Lennon & Arisotle.
I was concidering between Bill Clinton & Al Gore but you defended me once when I wasn't there...I won't forget that.

[Eugene V. Debs]

SOBERBYKER: I'd cross the road to see these chickens.

Oh yeahhhh...that chicken's making me hot.

[00gt1]

good laugh

[mauser]

Heck, I thought it was just to prove to the opossum that it could be done.

[RocketFoot]

RocketFoot: "BANG!!" What Chicken? Now where's that Buffalo sauce??


LOL

[awkx]