Barry Obama couldnt stop my OCing

[Signmaker]

Story happened a few weeks back at a local Wal-mart, but I thought you'd like to hear this one.

So I go in to Wally-World to buy some ammo. Mill around the ammo case for a bit, decide on what I want, and start looking for someone to open the case for me. The first blue vest I encounter, lets call him Merv Nervous, started the 'encounter'.

Me: S'cuse me, I'd like to get some-
Merv: Uhm, you aren't allowed to have that in here.
Me: Have what?
Merv: It's against store policy to have a gun in here.
Me: Really...(look at name tag) Merv? Is that your policy, or is it Mao-Mart corporate policy?
Merv: That's store policy.
Me: Wow, because what I've heard from corporate is very different. Could you do me a favor, and just grab a manager? I'd rather hash this out with them than bug you about it.
Merv: M'mmk.

So Merv wandered off, presumably to find a manager, and I went and waited at the Sporting Goods & Really Cheap Slumber Party Crap counter for the manager. Now, at this point, he never asked me to leave per-se, just that I wasn't supposed to have a gun in the store. Legal Beagles can feel free to correct me if I was actually participating in a trespassing offense.

Now a few minutes have gone by, and I'm thinking to myself "they said screw the manager, and the cops are on their way". At this point I heard voices from the next aisle over that were speaking in hushed tones. I poked my head around the corner to see 3 blue vesters having a conversation a few feet away. Thinking I would take the problem head on, I walked out to confront them, when I overheard what one of them (presumably a manager) said to the other two:

"I don't care if President Obama complains about it, he's allowed to carry in our store."

I lost it. My normal calm, professional demeanor went right out the window. I ducked back into the aisle, nearly doubled over to keep my laughter down. A moment later, a new blue-vester came over to get me what I needed. I made my purchase, dried my eyes, wished the clerk a nice day, and left for the range.

What I feel I did wrong:
-Did not get the manager's name, so I cant send a love letter to her superiors.
-Did not bring a voice recorder with.
-Only bought one of the 250rnd boxes of 9mm. Should have gotten 2 or 3. Being in a good mood makes the ammo burn right up at the range.

[bogey1]

sounds like you had fun....M'mmk

[streaker69]

Sounds like the "See Something, Say Something" program is working on the mindless obamazombies.

[ReconLdr]

"I don't care if President Obama complains about it, he's allowed to carry in our store."

Thank you for sharing this.....

[thundrr1]

LMFAO....................monumental one.

[The_War_Wagon]

Sounds like the "See Something, Say Something" program is working on the mindless obamazombies.

Streaker makes the call!

[CenterTree]

"I don't care if President Obama complains about it, he's allowed to carry in our store."

Maybe she just meant that Obama's allowed to carry in the store.

[P7hk9]

I've informed Janet Napolitano of your insolence and wanton exercise of your "rights." Expect the silent black helicopters soon!

+rep, thanks for sharing.

[B2Luv2Hunt]

Thanks you. this made me smile.

[Yentl Marmelstein]

-Did not bring a voice recorder with.

"with?"


That's a Dutchie term right there....