You are an extreme redneck if.....

[Hawk]

Hope I don't offend anyone with these.

Hawk,

You are an extreme redneck if.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on
how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star- S pangled Banner" are
Gentlemen start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.


17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

[Turbinesaint]

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.

These two are my favorites! Plus it has a very distinct feeling of the in-laws.

[dnar]

Nope, I'm definitely not a redneck. But I have to admit I do love grits!

[GRoPA]

Hope I don't offend anyone with these.

Hawk,

You are an extreme redneck if.....

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

LOL!! Oh man.......been there, done that.

ETA: Actually, I still keep a mini fridge on the back porch.

[Nate]

Hope I don't offend anyone with these.

Hawk,

You are an extreme redneck if.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on
how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star- S pangled Banner" are
Gentlemen start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.


17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

hmmm... here i thought that was normal...

[Brick]

You see a sign that says "Just say no to crack" and you pull up your pants.

or

The TSA guy in the line at the airport asks you for ID and you show him your belt buckle.

[slicknick131]

Nope, I'm definitely not a redneck. But I have to admit I do love grits!

Grits are great! Never thought I'd be a fan, but I grew to love them during my trip to Alabama to see my cousin and her family (Cali implants, not born rednecks).

And fried okra. And fried pickles. And fried...everything.

[BFit70]

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