5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

[NineseveN]

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643...ly-happen.html

[deth502]

damn!!! i had better get some more ammo!!

[lionsfury814]

that would be an interesting thing to see...better get more ammo for the shotgun hehehe....

[Shawn.L]

Just like the movie. With one bite, you're suddenly the worst kind of zombie:

A fast zombie.

fast zombies are extra scary.

Does the head in the "reanimator" poster look like john kerry to anyone else?

[slicknick131]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

The zombie apocalypse is inevitable.

Best case scenario for survival:
The zombie apocalypse includes slow, sluggish, and intelliectually dull zombies from the original Dawn of the Dead or even Shaun of the Dead. You are in a large group of people whom you do not like and can easily throw them in front of yourself or at a crowded PAFOA group shoot. Bonus: the undead/ infected die after a few weeks of starvation, as seen in 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later. Of course, that is assuming you survive the initial onslaught of infected, which are fast, fairly smart, and angry.

Worst case scenario for survival:
The zombie apocalypse includes fast and smart zombies that can run faster than P.Diddy ran the NYC Marathon. They can find you quickly and easily and are able to improvise, such as in the Resident Evil movies and Land of the Dead. Once they catch you, you will die fast and painfully as they tear the flesh from your bones and, unfortunately, eat it. You find yourself at a Celine Dion concert with your carry piece locked in the car and the shottys at home.

What is to learn from all this? Start preparing. It is just a matter of time now until the zombie apocalypse begins.

[soberbyker]

[markheck1]

man...and I just watched Resident Evil:apocalypse last night!

[soberbyker]

HEY LOOK, It's EM .....



AND OVER THERE ..... It's Lycan ......



AND THEN THERE'S ...... ME



HEHEHE

[slicknick131]

man...and I just watched Resident Evil:apocalypse last night!

Hope you took some notes, Mark!

I just bought 28 Weeks Later tonight and plan on starting it soon. Awesome movie, but Cillian Murphy was fantastic in the first movie- too bad he wasn't in the sequel. Nice to look at too.

[Shawn.L]

We just rented Bubba- Ho- Tep for halloween. Sincerly one of the greatest pieces of film ever made.