Nice place to put your gun

**Emptymag** · July 22nd, 2010, 11:45 PM

Nice.

I was going to do that, but I can't read, so no books handy.

Here's a step-by-step guide I made doing the same thing with a tissue box:
http://forum.pafoa.org/general-2/914...ets-oh-my.html

(it will only work with small handguns though)

**shooker8** · July 23rd, 2010, 02:50 PM

The bottom shelf is a temporary thing I'm in the progress I'm moving. It will be on the top shelf. The second thing is that its the place I store it when I'm at home, it is the carry gun. I like the tissue box. I was thinking about doing something like that thanks for the post.

The reason I chose a dictionary is because it is a very common thing that a college kid would have. It wouldn't be something that cries out of place and hiding something.

edit

90% of the time I live alone except on weekends I go to my parents house. One side note living in the city sucks....

**shooker8** · July 23rd, 2010, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by Steve_NEPhila

I see no need to ruin a dictionary in such a fashion.

Perhaps a nice copy of Hillary Clinton's "It takes a Village" or "A woman in Charge" or some other drivel would be more suitable to cut in such a fashion. By the way, do not buy the aforementioned books new, get them at the Salvation Army or a yard sale. No need to contribute to her cause...

When she came down to Wilkes college I should have stopped by and asked her for a free book that was signed

**budriss** · July 23rd, 2010, 09:38 PM

i don't know if you guys are old or i'm young, but nobody uses dictionaries any more.

dictionaries are old technology, google is the new way to do it

**Emptymag** · July 23rd, 2010, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by budriss

i don't know if you guys are old or i'm young, but nobody uses dictionaries any more.

dictionaries are old technology, google is the new way to do it

I see nobody capitalizes words properly anymore either.

Go "new way"!

**Former_Marine99** · July 23rd, 2010, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Emptymag

I see nobody capitalizes words properly anymore either.

Go "new way"!

Its no longer l33t speek, its texting.

Ala the dumbing down of humanity.

**GunLawyer001** · July 24th, 2010, 02:02 AM

Originally Posted by Emptymag

I see nobody capitalizes words properly anymore either.

Go "new way"!

ZING.
.....................

**MostlyHarmless** · July 24th, 2010, 02:20 AM

Never gets old.

Spell Check Song

A Truly PC Sing-Along for All Ages

The Spellchecker Song

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.

Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're laks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does not phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too please
.

Oh Watt a blessing that awl knew gad jets got spelling checkers build inn.

Jan

PS: Firefox only complains about "cheque" and "laks". So they really didn't get much better since this classic was written.