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October 6th, 2007, 08:11 PM #1
If your wife ever says to you..........
"You smell like beer"
The wrong answer is "I should, I've been drinking"
So what one of your "One liners" has been the wrong answer?Last edited by GRoPA; October 6th, 2007 at 08:14 PM.
"Ya only need legs to kick ass baby boy" - Bartender in Feast III
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October 6th, 2007, 08:31 PM #2
Re: If your wife ever says to you..........
" Is that new (gun, part, etc)?"
"Yeah got a deal on it"
Wrong answer.
The correct answer is "no, we've had that for years"."The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil but, because of the people who do nothing about them."
- Albert Einstein
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October 6th, 2007, 08:33 PM #3
Re: If your wife ever says to you..........
Does this outfit make me look fat?
Hardly at all honey.
27Opinions are like anal apertures. They all stink but mine.
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October 6th, 2007, 08:51 PM #4
Re: If your wife ever says to you..........
By the time she finishes speaking, it's already too late in many cases.
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October 6th, 2007, 08:52 PM #5
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October 6th, 2007, 09:11 PM #6
Re: If your wife ever says to you..........
Heres one that happened with Teeny..
Her= "Did you buy another gun?!"
Me= "No Dear, I just had that old one refinished." {trying not to smile}
Her= "You cant fool me, I guess that means I get to have another dog."
Me= "Awesome.. something else to shoot"
Her= {mean look and cold shoulder}
Me= {begging for the next 2 weeks for nookie till she gave it up}RIP: SFN, 1861, twoeggsup, Lambo, jamesjo, JayBell, 32 Magnum, Pro2A, mrwildroot, dregan, Frenchy, Fragger, ungawa, Mtn Jack, Grapeshot, R.W.J., PennsyPlinker, Statkowski, Deanimator, roland, aubie515
Don't end up in my signature!
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October 6th, 2007, 09:13 PM #7
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October 6th, 2007, 09:13 PM #8
Re: If your wife ever says to you..........
Opinions are like anal apertures. They all stink but mine.
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October 6th, 2007, 09:17 PM #9
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October 6th, 2007, 09:20 PM #10
Re: If your wife ever says to you..........
X-husband---You didn't use your credit card today when you went shopping did you?
Me-------------No, I didn't use my credit card today to shop. I used yours!
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