If Doctor Seuss had a Pa LTCF...

[DaveM55]

If Doctor Seuss had a Pa LTCF...

You can carry in a house,
you carry with a mouse.
You can carry in a car,
and even in a bar.
You can't carry in the court,
but you can around the port.
You can carry eating supper,
you can carry an AR upper.
You can't carry in the school,
but you can carry playing pool.
You can carry more than one gun,
you can carry while you run.
You can carry with your brother,
you can carry a real big mother.
You can carry in a boat,
you can carry with a goat.
You can carry hollow point ammo,
you can carry wearing camo.
You can carry it under a shirt,
you can carry till it hurts.
You can carry it unconcealed,
you can carry in a hayfield.
You can carry in a tree.
it's good to carry you will see!

[RoyJackson]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahhaha!!!
Obviously, you have way too much time on your hands!!!
Gotta say...it was great!

[RocketFoot]

Bravo! Excellent job! You should work on your own LTCF flyer...LOL

[rich]

Green eggs and HAMmerless
Cat in the hat with a GAT

[Chazman321]

Gotta give the rep points for that one... lol

[Nate]

lol! thats funny.

Put that in some kids books, then maybe they wouldn't grow up with an unrealistic fear of guns.

[MarcS]

lawsuit.

[DaveM55]

lawsuit.

Sue me in a car, sue me in a bar.
Sue me in the court, sue me at the mini-mart.
Sue me with a goat, sue me with a boat.

[vetter3006]

You forgot thing 1 and 2 are also packing. That cat has to watch his back.

[Michele]

Better take your medication.....
Cause your brain is on vacation......