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    Default Irritated by a Bell Ringer...

    ...in front of the Kmart in Moosic today.

    this morning, i looked in the mirror, and noticed my hair was out of control. i don't remember the last time i cut it, actually. i would just shave it, but with winter practically here, i thought better of it. there's an Empire Beauty school here, and since i needed to go to Kmart today anyway, i figured a $5 haircut was in order. besides, that place is full of hot women who will lean their breasts over you, sometimes resting them on your shoulders! best of all, they have no problem with open carry. i'm there, dude.

    with my hair cut, and my shoulder smelling of perfumed boobies, i walked down to the Kmart. got X-mas presents, some deodorant, and underwear. on my way out, i got about $2 in change ready, to throw into the Red Cross bucket. i threw it in, and the guy ringing the bell gave me the "happy holiday", then his eyes buggered out of his head, and he said, "what the hell is that?"

    "it's a gun."

    "why do you have that thing?"

    "self defense, mostly."

    "that's not safe."

    "it's safe for me."

    "that thing can kill someone! is that what you want?"

    i paused, and thought about it.

    "what i want is to be able to donate money to the Red Cross, to help out people who need it. it's not easy, considering i'm unemployed myself. i'm not even gonna get into the gallons of blood i've given away. now i wish i hadn't. merry christmas."

    i walked away, pissed off. at him, at Kmart, at my stylist and her sweet smelling breast, and at myself. i wanted to engage him further, but i'd just put $2 in a bucket, money i could have used to buy food, or gas, or some other necessity, and i felt like this guy just shit all over it.

    merry fucking christmas.
    Last edited by jahwarrior72; December 17th, 2009 at 01:23 PM.

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    Default Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...

    This story would have been better if you swapped out K-mart for Wal-Mart.

    I mean, who ever heard of an "OC in K-mart" story?



    And here I thought you had writing talent.

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    Default Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...

    OC.......do it for the boobies........





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    Default Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...

    i'll be there tomorrow, i'll let you know how it goes...prick.

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    Default Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...

    I'll start with the "coulda, shoulda, woulda's"


    What you should have said was......


    "Please explain to me how its going to kill someone safely secured in its holster"

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    Default Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...

    Does Empire do cut's like mine?????

    Hell, I'd pay if they did!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...

    What I want to know is...


    were those perfumed boobies resting on your shoulders, openly carried or were they concealed?????

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    Default Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...

    Quote Originally Posted by HiredGoon View Post
    What I want to know is...


    were those perfumed boobies resting on your shoulders, openly carried or were they concealed?????
    LO freaking L.

    Could've asked,

    "Hey babe. Do you have a liscense to conceal those weapons?"








    * I know its a LTCF and not to conceal. Don't razz me about a boob joke. A bad one at that.

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    Default Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...

    Quote Originally Posted by jahwarrior72 View Post
    ... at my stylist and her sweet smelling breast...

    Wait...what? Only one?

    Yeah, I'd be mad too.



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    Default Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...

    Bell Ringer : " What the hell is that !??

    Jah : " Its my stupid question repeller "
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