I went to Lowes yesterday to get a EGOchainsaw. I found what I wanted and put it in the cart. Apparently they have a motion sensor attached to the box. It started squealing the moment I moved the box.

I wasn't done shopping so I just pushed the cart through the store with this thing screaming. I came across a couple employees and asked is there any way to shut it off. I was informed they would do it at checkout.

I proceeded to push this squealing thing around the store through various departments while I finished shopping.

I got quite a few looks. A couple of people were laughing and experienced the same thing.

Went to the checkout and had 3 seperate people try to shut it off while the line backed up.

Finally a old timer from the lumber department walked past. Pulled out a razor knife and cut the banding off. Put the beeper in his pocket and walked away. He looked over his shoulder and gave me a wink.

I checked out and left.

The world has gone insane.