Political correctness

[IronButt]

When discussing guns, I always try and use the most politically incorrect terms humanly possible. For no other reason just to simply agitate. Liberalism, along with Hussein and his socialist agenda, are dieing a slow, agonizing death. So why not help by placing a stick in eye?

When asked by a liberal why I own guns, I simply say "Because they are the most efficient way of killing yet devised by man." That left most of the mouths hanging open at the table of this years Christmas party! I always say things like this with a smile, it increases the effect.

One of the guys asked me of all the guns I have which was my favorite, I replied the AK-47 without question. Mikhail Kalashnikov was a genius of the first order. It is the most cost effective way of killing the opposition yet devised! As always, when asked what kind of message that was sending to our young people I say, Hopefully one that will give them some balls, instead of the worthless, liberal, pussies our colleges and universities are graduating today, who don't possess the skill or net worth to purchase a house without crashing the economy.

Let's face it, we might as well have a little fun with these idiot's. We've waited long enough for the opportunity. Bill T.

Another old phart speaks up! I've always been (And continue to be) a nice, easygoing guy, but I find myself being far less tolerant of liberal a-holes & their Utopian ideas. I try not to miss any opportunity to unload on them.

[NotThatOne]

I am older and a Veteran. So when describing Long arms , I will say Rifle or Weapon.

Could it be that military types are handed a rifle and told this is your weapon?


"put bullets down range"

"ready your weapon"

"...without my rifle I am nothing..."

I highly doubt that "a-hats" even know someone that served, so not only can't they understand the love of firearms, they have no concept of a weapon.

A publication has to worry about those A-hats destroying their publication...so there is nothing like peer pressure right?

I personally own a baseball bat and I have never played baseball. Besides pick-up softball leagues I've never played the sport. So the baseball bat in my house, is in fact only there to be a weapon. If my wife won't touch a gun maybe she'll swing for the bleachers!

[sublime1]

Firearms were invented to kill, making them a weapon. Baseball bats were invented to hit balls, but could be used as a weapon, as could anything else of material substance. You don't hear little league coaches telling kids to swing their weapon.

I disagree. Baseball batts were originally invented to woo a mate upside the head so you could go make cave-babies without an arguement. So when I am a little league coach, I will refer to the batt as a weapon."Use your weapons to smash, maim, KILL the ball, kids."
firearms may have been invented to bo the original bottle rocket holders for dazzling firework displays in the days of ol'. Perhaps. maybe not to kill, but to amaze crowds of asians a long time ago?
Also, I once used a jagged dorito as a weapon. When all else fails, improvise.
Taught that punk a lesson. Gave him a lasting case of doritophobia.
Now, I always keep a spare bag o' doritos close at hand, just in case...
...You never know...

[IronButt]

I personally own a baseball bat and I have never played baseball. Besides pick-up softball leagues I've never played the sport. So the baseball bat in my house, is in fact only there to be a weapon.

I've always carried a hickory pick handle in my pickup. A cop at Turkey Hill saw it laying on the back seat once & said that it could be considered a weapon. I stared him down & told him, "No. It's a frickin' pick handle. One never knows when one will run across a pick that needs one." he went inside to get his free coffee & let me alone.

[levib]

I try not to miss any opportunity to unload on them.

Wording