Re: Got a last minute V-day gift....
This is my man purse. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My man purse is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my man purse is useless. Without my man purse, I am useless. I must open my man purse true. I must unzip it straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must open my man purse before he opens his man purse. I will ...
My man purse and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the amount of stuff your man purse can carry that count. We will carry impressively ...
My man purse is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its stiches and its hidden compartments . I will keep my man purse clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before God, I swear this creed. My man purse and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
Re: Got a last minute V-day gift....
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Originally Posted by
HKusp 45
This is my man purse. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My man purse is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my man purse is useless. Without my man purse, I am useless. I must open my man purse true. I must unzip it straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must open my man purse before he opens his man purse. I will ...
My man purse and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the amount of stuff your man purse can carry that count. We will carry impressively ...
My man purse is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its stiches and its hidden compartments . I will keep my man purse clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before God, I swear this creed. My man purse and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
Amen.
(not "Aman" ... as in A man purse....just sayin'. look i realize it wasn't some of my best work. excuse me all to hell. not a whole lot of sleep, here, folks. the coffee just doesn't seem to be helping any more....anyway, as You were.
and, no trashing Boondox for carrying a man purse)
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I carry a cloth 16 inch toolbag as a man purse.
Driving glasses, reading glasses, wallet, knife, flashlight, carry piece storage when i am in the house, gloves, pen, pad of paper, keys, all that shit.
Very handy.
Since IDGAF what random strangers think of my appearance, its a great accessory .
Re: Got a last minute V-day gift....
I carry/wear a U.S. Army map case (we used to call them *** bags) on my walk with my dog to and from the post office. Carries the mail, nothing else.
Re: Got a last minute V-day gift....
That IS an actual purse. But a cool one.
Re: Got a last minute V-day gift....
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Originally Posted by
alpacaheat
That IS an actual purse. But a cool one.
Yes, but it doesn't match his outfit.
Re: Got a last minute V-day gift....
Honest to god, this forum is the first place I've ever heard the word "yinz", and still the only place I ever see it referenced.
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jakebrake
Amen.
(not "Aman" ... as in A man purse....just sayin'. look i realize it wasn't some of my best work. excuse me all to hell. not a whole lot of sleep, here, folks. the coffee just doesn't seem to be helping any more....anyway, as You were.
and, no trashing Boondox for carrying a man purse)
Lol all good hah I saw this and was like I have the perfect answer and no bashing just thought it was fitting .... Although if he's taking it to the gun show and putting money in it shouldn't it say please take it?
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buxbandit
Honest to god, this forum is the first place I've ever heard the word "yinz", and still the only place I ever see it referenced.
Aht's 'cuz yinz're from the wrongsida a dah state!