Re: Tired of cleaning your guns? Hire some unemployed Mandalorians and a Jedi.
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Originally Posted by
streaker69
Jango Fett hits stuff. The question is then, if the storm troopers were clones of Jango, why they fuck couldn't they hit anything?
Their armor was not as bitchin, impossible to keep clean also.
Clones are never as good as the original, and variations do occur.
This was explained in 'Moon'.
Re: Tired of cleaning your guns? Hire some unemployed Mandalorians and a Jedi.
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Originally Posted by
streaker69
Jango Fett hits stuff. The question is then, if the storm troopers were clones of Jango, why they fuck couldn't they hit anything?
Clones degrade every generation. The last ones are on welfare and demanding $20 an hour.
Re: Tired of cleaning your guns? Hire some unemployed Mandalorians and a Jedi.
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Originally Posted by
Krichardson
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The show looks promising I'm not about to give Disney any extra money in order to be able to watch it.
Yeah same here.
I suspect there will be a lot of temporary borrowing of this show going on.
Re: Tired of cleaning your guns? Hire some unemployed Mandalorians and a Jedi.
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Originally Posted by
streaker69
Jango Fett hits stuff. The question is then, if the storm troopers were clones of Jango, why they fuck couldn't they hit anything?
My theory as an adult is once you get past the 1st two original episodes you start to realize Star Wars kinda sucks.
The entire space Nazi army got their ass's kicked by teddy bears with sharpened sticks and lost it all.
Re: Tired of cleaning your guns? Hire some unemployed Mandalorians and a Jedi.
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Originally Posted by
Hodgie
The entire space Nazi army got their ass's kicked by Nepali-speaking teddy bears with sharpened sticks and lost it all.
FIFY.
Noah
Re: Tired of cleaning your guns? Hire some unemployed Mandalorians and a Jedi.
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Originally Posted by
Noah_Zark
FIFY.
Noah
Yub nub!
Re: Tired of cleaning your guns? Hire some unemployed Mandalorians and a Jedi.
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Originally Posted by
Gunsnwater
Clones degrade every generation. The last ones are on welfare and demanding $20 an hour.
Only if you're making a clone of a clone of a clone. If they continued to use Jango's DNA that shouldn't happen.
Re: Tired of cleaning your guns? Hire some unemployed Mandalorians and a Jedi.
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Originally Posted by
streaker69
Only if you're making a clone of a clone of a clone. If they continued to use Jango's DNA that shouldn't happen.
None of that matters now. Today’s storm troopers are made up of abducted children of all human races and genders giving true diversity to the modern day empire, something it really lacked in the past. There’s definitely no stopping them now!
Are Ewok’s still a thing? You know what just stay a few hundred Parsecs away from Endore just in case.
Re: Tired of cleaning your guns? Hire some unemployed Mandalorians and a Jedi.
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Originally Posted by
streaker69
Only if you're making a clone of a clone of a clone. If they continued to use Jango's DNA that shouldn't happen.
Obviously they weren't that smart. I think Yoda ate Jango's DNA anyway.
Re: Tired of cleaning your guns? Hire some unemployed Mandalorians and a Jedi.
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Originally Posted by
Hodgie
None of that matters now. Today’s storm troopers are made up of abducted children of all human races and genders giving true diversity to the modern day empire, something it really lacked in the past. There’s definitely no stopping them now!
Are Ewok’s still a thing? You know what just stay a few hundred Parsecs away from Endore just in case.
You hadn't heard? They had conversion therapy and are now all gay Muslims and throw themselves off roofs.