For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

For any Star Trek: Next Generation fans out there, or even anyone who remotes knows the series. Came across this and almost died laughing:

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I must admit that I am a recovering Trekkie. I grew up on ST:TNG. Luckily, I've moved on and Star Trek is no longer the focus of my entire frakking life. I'm now addicted to Battlestar Galactica.

I think that Wesley Crusher is an incredibly annoying character. However, since he has saved the day so many times, maybe I should just STFU. It is obviously that this teenage boy is more intelligent and more capable than any of the "real" officers on the Enterprise. His skills are so undeniable that Captain Picard should just step aside and let Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher command the Enterprise. This is not unrealistic in the Star Trek universe. I'll remind everyone that in the latest Star Trek film, James Kirk was promoted directly to Captain upon receiving his commission.

Battle-scarred Phallactica? Whazzat? :D

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Originally Posted by wa3ra

Battle-scarred Phallactica? Whazzat? :D

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Just look at the pretty cylons and be quiet.

http://z.about.com/d/scifi/1/0/r/F/1/bgsgall12.jpg

^Too skinny and flat chested for me...:p


Anyways, I like the original Cylones better!

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Originally Posted by JavaProgrammer

Just look at the pretty cylons and be quiet.

http://z.about.com/d/scifi/1/0/r/F/1/bgsgall12.jpg

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God, I miss this show.

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Originally Posted by unclejumbo

Gods, I miss this show.

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/so say we all

Sorry ChamberedRound. Your thread is no longer about Star Trek.

The original ST had the hottest babes and shortest skirts.

Green and blue bitches win over cyborg sex robots any day.

ST:TOS invented a whole race of woman space hookers. Orion Slave Girls... YEAH BABY!

Honorable Mention to Seven of Nine, big boobs and spandex... C+ for effort, A+ for execution. But she never gave it up.

Most of the chicks in TNG were Older babes. Like you have to be at least 40 to get on that show.

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Originally Posted by ChamberedRound

Came across this and almost died laughing

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Oh man that techno babble in the middle is freaking hilarious! I'm sure Wil Wheaton would approve!

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