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[mythaeus]

Originally Posted by MostlyHarmless

Oh well, it's kinda sad to see a good religion like Christianity being presented so ridiculous and bad by someone like Chuck. There are quite many Christians who can put their trust in their Lord without making it sound like they literally believe in Snow White and seven dwarfs.

Anyhow, there is a lawn that God apparently intended to be something else. I disagree with that, so I'm going to mow it now.


Jan

People who thinks Christianity is what Chucky here presented here are just as deserving in not knowing it for its full beauty and glory. I think Christianity is an honest to God all around one fine religion. I rarely meet anyone like Chucky and all of the Christians I've met and am friends with are never in anyway like him. Every religion has its fanatics, at least Chucky only fights with words, poorly presented and poorly chosen, but at least he stays non-violent.

I still think he's trolling, knowingly or unknowingly. If he thinks he's right, he is right. Faith is introspective and its strength is in its self-mind. As soon as you exude it, you've lost it.

Al

[PeaceAndLove]

Chucky is either trolling or just highly motivated.

I think he needs to step back from the computer and get some better argumentation and writing skills. Try to understand what it's like to not believe in God and work from there. It's probably as hard as it would be for me to understand what it is like to be Christian, which is much harder since Christianity is so complicated.

I acknowledge that Christians

As for the video, I couldn't watch the whole thing. It looked like an ad for a law firm.

[ScaredOnce]

Originally Posted by unloved

Why yes, I would like the red herring this evening. Thank you

Originally Posted by unloved

Pastafarian heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

That's why...

You're awesome. hahaha


Tell me more about the beer volcano and stripper factory... Will there be pop tarts shaped like Jesus?

[goofin]

Chucky was mild compared to my first wifes family. they were so screwed up. grandma lost her house because she was to busy sending money to jim bakker and jimmy sweigardt. and we all know what they turn out to be. one day pops comes home in the middle of the day to find mom and the neighbor down on all fours and they weren't praying either... but in mom and grandmas eyes pops was supposed to forgive her, because thats what jesus would have done.
born again holy rollers are the worst. remember oral roberts? said god told him if he didnt raise 10 million buck by his birthday that god was gonna take him home. guess what his birthday came and went and oral retired, now the son runs the show.
then you have the fruitcakes that have no problem shooting doctors and nurses and bombing planned parenthood clinics. yea i betcha god and jesus really likes that exposure
its simply amazing what evil men do in the name of religion

[unloved]

Originally Posted by ScaredOnce

You're awesome. hahaha

Thank you. I think so as well.

Tell me more about the beer volcano and stripper factory...

Beer Volcano=Everlasting Beer, Stripper Factory=Everlasting Strippers
What more could you want? His Holy Noodlyness is nothing if not generous.

Pastafarian Hell is very similar to Pastafarian Heaven. There are only two differences. The beer is stale and the strippers all have VD.

Will there be pop tarts shaped like Jesus?

Sorry, no. There will, however, be Ravioli shaped like Pirates.

[MostlyHarmless]

Originally Posted by unloved

Stripper Factory=Everlasting Strippers

Now wait a second. I recently heard that there is a bad shortage of virgins in the Muslim paradise and that they basically had to call off a bunch of car bombings and other suicide missions until production can catch up. The news got a bit muffled by liberals because it was in connection with some cartoons, and we all know what little humor liberals have.

Not suggesting to sell Christian virgins to the Muslims, but maybe they can win over some of those suicide martyrs to bomb other targets and then pay them their virgin compensation over in Heaven. All those martyrs really care for is Allah is great and 72 virgins. They may settle for God is great and 72 blonds.

Just and idea.


Jan

[Wild Bill Klinton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDg0...layer_embedded

[unloved]

Originally Posted by MostlyHarmless

Now wait a second. I recently heard that there is a bad shortage of virgins in the Muslim paradise and that they basically had to call off a bunch of car bombings and other suicide missions until production can catch up. The news got a bit muffled by liberals because it was in connection with some cartoons, and we all know what little humor liberals have.

Not suggesting to sell Christian virgins to the Muslims, but maybe they can win over some of those suicide martyrs to bomb other targets and then pay them their virgin compensation over in Heaven. All those martyrs really care for is Allah is great and 72 virgins. They may settle for God is great and 72 blonds.

Just and idea.


Jan

Nope, sorry, the full output of the Stripper Factory belongs to us Pastafarians.

[Wild Bill Klinton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=322Qr...layer_embedded

[chucksniper]

You don't believe what I believe because God hasn't revealed it to you. Hopefully He will, if it's His will. Take care, and lets hope for the best, I'll be praying.