Have you been Stimulated?

[Emptymag]

My pay appears to have approximately $17.00 more than it did last pay.

I think I haz been "stimulated"!

No, wait... it's the economy that's supposed to be "stimulated".



Well, that explains why I didn't get an erection over $17.00

[Adam M Geer]

Originally Posted by Emptymag

My pay appears to have approximately $17.00 more than it did last pay.

I think I haz been "stimulated"!

No, wait... it's the economy that's supposed to be "stimulated".



Well, that explains why I didn't get an erection over $17.00

Take that 17 bucks to a Gentlemen’s club I am sure you will get your erection!

[mauser]

Do you realize that President Obama signed his stimulus package at the same desk where President Clinton got his package stimulated?

[crakkajakka15]

Have you been Stimulated?...........................Thats what she said

[Big Dog]

Yep just this morning when my dog stuck it's nose up my ass after getting out of the shower ............ Hey, you ask!

[LorDiego01]

The government spent $800 billion of our money, and all I got was this lousy $17 shirt.

[camper]

Originally Posted by LorDiego01

The government spent $800 billion of our money, and all I got was this lousy $17 shirt.

And the shirt was produced and printed in China, because the extra taxes on the mom & pop shops would have required them charge $20 just to break even.

camper

[Paradigm]

$17 in gross pay, then it's taxed.

And it's a temporary pay hike. At the first of next year, it will be gone. Remember the campaign promise that "95% of Americans will get a tax cut"? Lie. It's a rebate and it's temporary.

Thanks, Barry! "Change" I can believe in!

[Berks_Iraq_Vet]

No, but I can point out a whole lot of Jerk-Offs.

[IV_Warrior]

Just checked today's paycheck. Went up less than $9. And Michele Obama made fun of the Bush rebates.........