Don’t Bring a Knife to a Coffee Fight

[King 5.45]

Originally Posted by GunLawyer001

Do they allow guns in Starbucks?

On a separate note, if he was "leaving" his office, how did he have a cup of "hot" Starbucks coffee on him?

1. Starbucks are popping up within Starbucks. There could be one right around the corner from his office.

2. Someone could have popped by just as he was leaving and brought him some.

3. Teleportation.

[ErSwnn]

Originally Posted by King 5.45

1. Starbucks are popping up within Starbucks. There could be one right around the corner from his office.

2. Someone could have popped by just as he was leaving and brought him some.

3. Teleportation.

Least we forget the Almighty Microwave.

[ScaredOnce]

Originally Posted by King 5.45

Just a thought for the person who gave me rep and made the black coffee joke in the process: does color really matter when someone is coming at you with a knife? Is there anything in the original poster's words (and no, for the few brain surgeons who seem to have thought that it was I who threw the coffee in the criminal's face, no, again, IT WASN'T ME, to completely vernacularize it for you) that makes it a dead-lock certainty that this person wasn't strangely the color of the Grinch, or perhaps an Oompa-Loompa?

Didn't get a suggestive rep comment, but it's not surprising that the preconception was offered. Also interesting... I trust people that look like me the least.

Originally Posted by GunLawyer001

Do they allow guns in Starbucks?

On a separate note, if he was "leaving" his office, how did he have a cup of "hot" Starbucks coffee on him?

Sounds like you need to rethink your approach to workplace fringes. How can you have a successful practice without a premium coffee service? Amateur Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel there... Ya need to look at Google or Abercrombie for some "corporate culture"-enablers.

Originally Posted by ErSwnn

Least we forget the Almighty Microwave.

Or that...