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Thread: A little old Jewish man
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July 15th, 2009, 05:39 PM #1
A little old Jewish man
A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when
he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?"
"Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks
again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her
again; "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok,
just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal
the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs
them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking
them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite
them or not?"
"Nah", says the little old Jewish man... "Costs too much."
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July 15th, 2009, 05:43 PM #2
Re: A little old Jewish man
I need to try that... But do I need to be Jewish?
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July 15th, 2009, 06:38 PM #3
Re: A little old Jewish man
Great little story, I'll have to send to some of Jewish friends on Long Island.
TET 68 Survivor --- U. S. Navy 1963 - 1972
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July 15th, 2009, 06:40 PM #4
Re: A little old Jewish man
I might have to give that a try...
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